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Douglas Ollivant

@DouglasOllivant

Overeducated DC refugee on the Rappahannock. Former lots of things. Proud father (and grandfather!). "OG-COINdinista.” Regular #Iraq visitor. Coco's human.

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calendar_today07-05-2012 03:57:40

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What is the average number of days per week that people floss their teeth?

The week before a teeth cleaning appointment: 7

All other weeks: 2

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Incredible.

He wrote a piece suggesting that the organization doesn’t take criticism seriously, is dominated by activists, & doesn’t engage in any self-reflection.

The CEO, who has a history of supporting activism, then responds by ignoring the substance and suspending him.

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Great explainer on the latest crisis in ’s Kurdish north, as the largest political party continues to threaten to boycott the (long overdue) regional elections. More chaos added to an already unstable period.

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It is with great sadness that I must report that the Big Guy, Blake the bullmastiff, passed away unexpectedly today at four years old.

He was my best boy, my bro, my barback, my research assistant, my drinking buddy, my confidante, my hangout guy, my dear close friend.

It is with great sadness that I must report that the Big Guy, Blake the bullmastiff, passed away unexpectedly today at four years old. He was my best boy, my bro, my barback, my research assistant, my drinking buddy, my confidante, my hangout guy, my dear close friend.
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Allyson Finch 😷(@_allysonfinch) 's Twitter Profile Photo

DC friends, my beloved dog is missing. One of my kids let her out yesterday into a completely fenced in backyard and somehow she is gone. This is Bella Marie. She is 5 years old, last seen at 13th and Ingraham St. NW. If you see a dog matching her description, pls let me know.

DC friends, my beloved dog is missing. One of my kids let her out yesterday into a completely fenced in backyard and somehow she is gone. This is Bella Marie. She is 5 years old, last seen at 13th and Ingraham St. NW. If you see a dog matching her description, pls let me know.
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It's National Gin and Tonic Day. The gin and tonic became popular after the British Army used the concoction to administer quinine and combat malaria. The Royal Navy created their own tonic to prevent scurvy by adding lime and lemon to gin.

It's National Gin and Tonic Day. The gin and tonic became popular after the British Army used the concoction to administer quinine and combat malaria. The Royal Navy created their own tonic to prevent scurvy by adding lime and lemon to gin. #GinAndTonicDay #WinstonChurchillDay
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Husband: Why is there a bucket on the roof?
6yo: what bucket? An orange bucket? I definitely wasn’t playing with an Orange bucket.
Husband: I never mentioned the color. 🧐

And this, kids, is why we don’t talk to the police without a lawyer present 🤣

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'Without quite thinking it through, the US in effect outsourced manufacturing of the most advanced semiconductors to an island claimed by China. What could possibly go wrong?'

Indeed.

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