I was SO close to doing the same mum! But I ended up with a 10 on the last hole (bloody windmills!) & ended up closer to 100. But still, we are pretty much the same level now & I think you should let me come with you on a fancy course. You only need a putter right? judy murray

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With Andy doing so well in Miami, I felt I was dropping down the pecking order of mum’s affection. So I did something special to grab her attention. I thought, Surely if I turn my head into a tennis ball, judy murray would finally approve? But it didn’t really go as planned 😬🎾

Finally met this joker Chris Forbes. Not impressed with my supposed doppelgänger to be honest 🤷‍♂️

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MUM!! judy murray ❤️❤️

Sick of people telling me that I look like this guy. I don’t see it. He looks like a total loser if you ask me but you can check out his Glasgow Comedy Festival show if you’re in to that kind of thing.

Help settle a debate. I keep telling mum judy murray that she needs new trousers, these ones are clearly too short. She just keeps rolling her eyes and telling me I’m clueless. And I’M suppose to be the silly one 🤷‍♂️👖

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You misspelled ‘BEST’ ❤️ 🧦

You’ve misspelled ‘improved’

The Christmas gift that no one wants!
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One man’s baubles is another man’s balls 🤷‍♂️🎄

Mmmmmmmmm Custard 😋

Ahead of my bro & gran starring alongside Mary Berry on BBC One tonight, I wanted to show everyone (esp judy murray) that I am capable of a lot more than just Turkey dinosaurs in the kitchen. This might not have gone exactly to plan but it was still 100% edible and delicious 🤌

Oh my days!! I found THE BEST restaurant IN THE WORLD!! A magical place called Barga in Paisley that sells TURKEY DINOSAUR PIZZAS!! 😍😍🤌
Can we have Christmas dinner here this year mum judy murray??
Paisley on the web

Aberdeen!! FIT LIKE! Wowzers!! What a show!! Think that was the closest I’ve gotten to mums approval! 😀 What a brilliant audience. Thank you to all who came out, all the staff Aberdeen Performing Arts, host Des Clarke, Neil Skene, the band, ScottishComedyAgency & of course my mum, judy murray 😍

YES! Gyles Brandreth is my friend and he’s not embarrassed to admit it! 😊 Anytime you want to come for a sleepover, hang out and play some COD, just let me know & I’ll clear it with mum judy murray

It’s D Day. 💥
D for Duncan.
The last (thankfully) of his calamitous stage shows is at Aberdeen Concert Hall tonight.
Unsurprisingly he thinks ‘calamitous’ is a compliment. As if.
The Other Murray Brother Chris Forbes Des Clarke

Guid morn Aiberdeen Cannae wite fur the show the nicht!! Lets ging mum! You think we have to speak like that the whole show judy murray?? 🤷‍♂️

I've got 2 tickets for Row B for this if anyone is interested. I can't go. I'm absolutely gutted 😭 judy murray The Other Murray Brother