Elissa Altman
@ElissaAltman
Author of On Permission (upcoming), Motherland, Poor Man’s Feast, Treyf, many essays, memoir faculty, editor. For speaking engagements @AUAgency
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http://ElissaAltman.com 16-01-2009 22:29:38
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It took 4 hours 12 minutes and 16 seconds for Apple and Verizon Support to figure out why my new watch would not find the cellular service that Verizon created for me this morning: because the dinguses at Verizon Support never disconnected my old watch from my phone. Geniuses.
Happy 101st birthday to my father, Richard Gilman, who was born #OnThisDay in 1923. ❤️
W. W. Norton & Company #thecriticsdaughter
So maybe I’m wrong, that love is our only hope, but I do know that Not Love is killing us, and the whole world and the earth.
Thank you Lori Gottlieb
Wow CVS Pharmacy even for you, you might win the “nastiest pharmacist of the year” award. I have never, not ever, anywhere (IRS, DMV, bank, health insurer) been spoken to the way your Winsted CT pharmacist just talked to me after telling me yesterday to call them today.
Oh yeah…? I believe it. It’s what we need. So grateful for ANNE LAMOTT ‘snwords 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Hudson Valley friends: the wonderful ANNE LAMOTT is coming to the Bardovan in Poughkeepsie next Tuesday the 9th, publication day for her new book, and the day before her birthday! This will be a great evening!
Hudson Valley friends: the wonderful ANNE LAMOTT is coming to the Bardovan in Poughkeepsie next Tuesday the 9th, publication day for her new book, and the day before her birthday! This will be a great evening!
How is it possible that Danbury Hospital is already screwing with my wife’s insurance and she’s not having surgery until Friday? Nuvance Health can you answer this mystifying question? We’re both excellent fine print readers. You might not want to f*k this up again.