Oh hi, not been on here in a while. Just popping by to say I'm doing the absolute biggest gig of my life so far tomorrow (admittedly it's a low bar, but look at that line-up!!)

Hope to see you there <3

LIVERPOOL! Let's do some GAY STUFF this Friday
Comedy Queers is a safe space gig where LGBTQIA+ people and their allies can enjoy live comedy without wondering if their identity might be the next punchline.
SWEET!
Featuring DUKER and Jonny ShitTits Collins at Unity Theatre 🧡

Hello adoring fans - I barely use this anymore for the obvious reasons - so if you want to keep up with my comedy/shitposting - you can follow me on Facebook: facebook.com/EnbyAndroJonny

If you don't want to keep up with my comedy/shitposting, why are you even here?

Don't miss our gorgeous night of safe space comedy Unity Theatre 🧡
Featuring DUKER Jonny ShitTits Collins and little old me!
For queers, allies and anyone who wants to enjoy live comedy without wondering if their identity might be the next punchline.
#ComedyQueers 4eva 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

After her sell out tour, Sophie Duker is back at Unity with the return of Comedy Queers, back by popular demand.

She will be joined by the brilliant Jonny Collins and their host Sian Davies. 💥

🎟️: unitytheatreliverpool.co.uk/whats-on/comed…

DUKER
Sian Davies *Best in Class*
Jonny ShitTits Collins

Pppssstttt....
Liverpool,
Want to see #taskmaster legend and queer goddess DUKER next month?
Join me and the equally goddess-like Jonny ShitTits Collins at Unity Theatre 🧡 23rd Feb for #ComedyQueers
🎟️ From £6
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my main thought watching hbomb's new video is how much harder it seems to try to cover up that you're stealing vs. just asking for permission to use someone's work and crediting them. most people are happy to be quoted, in my experience

£180 it’s costing me to get to and from Newcastle for my show today, hopping and jumping between train delays + cancellations

I’d say the trains are buggered because of the strikes, but the trains are running EXACTLY LIKE THEY DO MOST DAYS AND THAT’S WHY WE NEED STRIKES

I don’t think I’m meant to be seeing this much content. Really feel like I might’ve done my best work if I was a medieval person, seeing maybe a couple of horses a week. Thinking for
the rest of the week “wow, remember that horse I saw last Tuesday? great times”

No, it’s not a witch hunt, those come from the Witch region of France.

This is sparkling justice.

How old am I? I’m old enough to remember that when you bought something, you owned that thing. Netflix wouldn’t burst into your home and shout “WE LOST THE RIGHTS!” and then hurl your DVDs out the window

Blizzard is one of my favourite nights, and it was so cool to take part in this special Pride fundraiser for Sparkle - donations are still being accepted for the next few days, so please pop a couple of quid in the virtual bucket if you can 🏳️‍🌈

All I'm asking is for things to go back to how they were before I started hearing about them.

If you wanna misgender me during your tattoo that's fine, but I'm charging you double. If you insist that I'm a man then we all know men earn more than women. Cry about it and call it a 'sir' charge.

The fact that the former comedy writer is crying about being silenced, yet is all over literally ever news outlet this morning talking about being silenced

It's exhilarating knowing the entire world wants Switch 2: A more powerful Switch, and has wanted it for years, and it's a slam dunk hit, but Nintendo is definitely considering releasing a vr headset that permanently blinds you with needles

While I think we can rightfully praise Barbie for its visuals and Margot Robbie's performance, as a critique it fails in several key ways. Not only does it completely fail to address the fall of Constantinople but

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Gen Xers: Ugh kids these days, always making up new genders and demanding we respect their weird pronouns

Also Gen Xers:

I want it on record as one of my last tweets that Elon Musk is a chewed condom of a human being, and has contributed nothing to humanity, science or the future. The world is poorer for having had him in it and millions of people's lives are worse thanks to his childish arrogance.