Given my most recent experience I’ve invented a new game: who would you least like to turn up as one of the team of nurses looking after you? I nominate David Starkey.

Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 I’d nominate a certain blonde racist Rod Stewart lookalike. But as she is banned from Twitter I’ll settle for Nigel Farage simply for the humiliation of him in a nurses uniform.

Guy Smallman Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 Nigel Farage Would love to see a humiliated Farage, but there are male nurses who wear uniforms 🙄

@hilsmill Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 Nigel Farage This was the kind of uniform I had in mind. Farage is far too traditional for scrubs