Arkansas governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders has declared a state of emergency in response to Monday's solar eclipse when the real emergency is that the governor of an entire state is a fucking moron.

LIFE HACK: If you don't want your presidential nominee to be the defendant in a criminal trial, don't nominate a criminal for president.

Of all the conspiracies about Trump being held accountable for 91 criminal charges, the one where the #MAGACultMorons believe he's being sacrificed to save them, is the stupidest for sure!🤡
#ProudBlue #TrumpTrial #TrumpIsNotFitToBePresident #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace

Group Captain Cheese lucille mcghee 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 Aye. I mean during the pandemic, STV paid parents to have their children filmed thanking her for being in power and protecting them😂There's literally a newspaper that was launched on stage at a government rally with the remit of offering her government unquestioning support.

🎉🌼🌸April Fools! 🌸🌼🎉

Only kidding. Obviously, the people mentioned in the above tweets aren't women at all, but men, every last one of them.

In passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act, Scottish lawmakers seem to have placed higher value on the feelings of men performing their

No. Scotland was not “hoodwinked”, the SNP government was.

Trump didn’t hoodwink residents, the council, or thousands of Scots who knew that the dunes were more precious than yet another frigging golf course.

But the SNP knew better….

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotla…

The SNP really struggle with GERS

there’s something telling in this post from the SNP’s director of communications:

it’s not about independence, it’s about the *journey* to independence - by making it about the *journey* they hope to avoid having to answer difficult questions about the destination

Sturgeon and Murrell are using every opportunity to hide their scandals they have presided over for 13 years. Let’s start a thread #SNPscandals Stopping PISA to hide education decline

Attack in #moscow theatre, may be coincidence but seems all very timely. What extension of the utterly incompetent ‘special military operation’ (I.e war) will this conveniently be used to justify.

When you understand that Marjorie Taylor Greene initially gained her fame by harassing high school mass shooting survivors on the sidewalk (and then posting the videos of it to Facebook) you quickly realize how irredeemably fucked up the entire Republican Party is

Well there it is.

Confirmed by the Scottish Government. Existing (unfunded) public sector and state pensions will be compulsorily devalued into Scottish Pounds post independence.

Your pension is not safe with independence.

whatdotheyknow.com/request/conver…

Marjorie Taylor Greene is all for 'America first' and 'law and order,' but keeps praising the Jan 6 insurrectionists.

I retired as a Brigadier General after serving 40 years. It's personal to me. What I said on Jan 6 of this year is even more relevant now.

Let's send MTG home.

Andi looks as if she’s wrapped for 45 minutes at gas mark 7.
#greatbritishmenu

I’m sure this is fake, but I’ also sure this is pretty representative of the actual instructions these guys get given.

Anybody surprised? The SNP are making policy on the basis of a survey of 43 people. Under the SNP, we are truly a banana republic with no bananas.
Police Scotland survey used to justify SNP-backed plan to investigate fewer crimes completed by 43 people telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/03/0…