Please refer to the attached bar napkin to review my resume and my many skills.

My Cover Letter Explains All My Red Flags So There is No Need to Ask About My Meth Addiction. open.substack.com/pub/theultimat…

Just who is Andrew Knott, our first official Bayou Rose Press author, whose novel LOVE'S A DISASTER debuts on May 21st?

Read on to find out! Warning - prepare to be charmed.

Andrew Knott

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A Husband's Journey Through 'Everything is Fine.' open.substack.com/pub/theultimat…

'With both my older kids, I’ve had to remind them that a B is just fine. I know that it goes against a lot of the parenting advice. But it’s also true. Because my kids are kids and not automatons.'

How Much Pressure Are We Putting On Our Kids? open.substack.com/pub/theultimat…

For this adventure, my daughter had to drive me around. And take the pictures. And eventually say 'C'mon dad, we're done.'
The distillery scene in KC is magnificent.

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'Hail Mom, full of used Kleenex. The virus your child brought home from preschool is with you'

New prayers for your Easter weekend over Frazzled Humor

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Get this… like literally, you can get my novel by pre-ordering now or whenever is convenient for you.

'Stay-at-home dads have the exact same complaints as at-home moms, but that is often overlooked as an aberration.'

At-Home Dads Have The Same Complaints as At-Home Moms. open.substack.com/pub/theultimat…

Want to write parenting pieces but not sure where to start?

Natserianni and I are co-teaching a webinar on the topic ($15 early bird pricing).

A recording will be sent after (because we know there is a 90% chance parents watching will be interrupted).

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For my Kansas City peeps. What is the comic scene like here in KC? Vibrant, supportive, and all about community. Here is my latest for KCUR on the Comic Book stores at the heart of it all.

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Join me tomorrow night as I go on the Everyman Podcast, they do it live. So that begs the question: how quick are they with the swear button? We'll talk about all things fatherhood, male loneliness, and whatever else they want to ask me.

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Wouldn't life be easier if we had roadsides for life?

Like: Danger-Herpes Ahead.

My newest for the humor site Jane Austen's Wastebasket.

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Amazing what Jason Kelce says his dad Ed Kelce taught him and gave him to be the man he is today. Thanks to Shannon Carpenter for this write. Travis Kelce New Heights cnn.com/2024/03/05/hea…

'They are the stories of common fathers who encourage sons to become uncommon.' My latest for CNN

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'I also understand that moms menstruate. I think we should ignore it. That’s not a real problem like the yardwork.'

I’m A Dad So I should Give Moms Advice open.substack.com/pub/theultimat…

Easter is going to be expensive this year.
Objects to Decorate for Easter Because Eggs Have Become Too Expensive open.substack.com/pub/theultimat…

How much is your patience worth? Not much. Not much.

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'Guided by the lessons from Sun Tzu’s Art of War, the battle commenced.'

I won laundry once. It was glorious. open.substack.com/pub/theultimat…

The 1978 El Camino is what all the kids want to drive.

Buying a Used Car for My Kid is Absurd open.substack.com/pub/theultimat…

Who says women aren't funny? Writers Julie Vick, Mia Mercado, Emily Farris and Kristen Mulrooney will discuss their work and the various obstacles and assumptions they face as (serious) humor writers Thurs. Feb. 8 at the Central Library.

More info: tinyurl.com/bddxap2x