Just a reminder that accounting pro solutions make up less than 1% of Intuit 's revenue, they don't GAF about any of us

I'm flattered but I wish she would wait until I finish repainting the porch

Ok #taxtwitter , show me your website, OR, if you know a tax pro who has a really kick-ass website, show me theirs. I watched Jason Staats⚡ 's YouTube on what every tax pro website needs, but ChatGPT and I came up with a lot of copy, and I need to trim it down. Whatcha got?

Dude in front of me on a flight to Phoenix with no bag, book, headphones, anything. He's gonna raw dog a 4.5 hour flight

What's the most fun outdoor chore and why is it pressure washing

Server at brunch: prime rib, miss?
Me: yes, please, and when you get a minute, could you let the kitchen know that you're almost out of dinner plates?
S: !!!! And the big boss is even here, you saved my job, you get an extra large piece

Doja Cat is a national treasure

Went to a multicultural festival today, and on the main stage, they danced to Achy Breaky Heart in Hmong which is very on-brand for Catawba County

Sabrina the SALTy CPA This matches my professional experiences with small biz owners that the differences leading to exception success often (1) aren't huge things and (2) aren't what most people think they are

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Wait until this guy gets stuck in the phone tree while calling about his tax refund

I'm reading reviews of a resort in the jungle in Puerto Vallarta. This one is great, not sure what she expected when the rooms are open/3 walls to let in the breeze

intuit can suck it

This place runs like a well-oiled machine. Do you think about business strategy every time you step foot in an establishment, or are you not an accountant?

At the orthodontist with J, the decor is clean and bright, there's a charging station, they have coffee and hot pretzels, and they are playing NSYNC. Being the generation that gets catered to is awesome

Always that one guy at the gym not really doing anything, just socializing, am I right

Yesterday, I passed a woman in the stairwell who was breaking up with her boyfriend via phone while walking up the stairs. Just super casual 'we're done, it's time for you to go' she even dropped a 'how are you' as we passed #4B

Android users, what voice assistant app doesn't suck? My biggest need is I want to be able to easily make notes and reminders on the fly.

The FTC voted to ban non-competes, the WSJ asked me to weigh in because I tweeted a joke about having to sell feet pics due to a non-compete (thank you, Lindsay, for not putting that in the WSJ) wsj.com/politics/polic…

You can't tell me there's a better lyricist than early 2000s Ludacris 'girl hold your weave while I'm weaving through traffic'