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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack

@Jack_S_Wolfman

primeval Schmid / bi-weevil Schpid / like Faust with a plan / scratch that definitely didn't have a plan / strong opinions (odorously) / Parody Unaccountable

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calendar_today07-12-2017 01:14:12

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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack(@Jack_S_Wolfman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

I'll try to start posting and shit again this week, full-time job, sorry about that team

-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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hard truth: 'recency bias' is just 14-18s who all media is marketed towards discovering artificial emotional stimulation through media and drowning out the adults online due to 10-1 online representation

most people don't forget good shit, they're just being talked over

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you can stumble upon opinions in a completely different thought language on this bitch of an app and some people still think the whole universe can't reliably produce one alien race with actual Asari pussy

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Broke: Believing in the empathy of humanity

Woke: Confronting the talkative cashier with your childhood problems, he can handle it

Bespoke: Repeatedly bringing up your money problems to the therapist and pausing for 1.6 seconds to make eye contact, breathing in, continuing

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walking into the Made-To-Order kitchen and loudly repeating this as customers walk by, winking at them, doing a little dance, dipping my fingers in the fryer and throwing fistfuls of shredded lettuce at them like money

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dawg I turn down pussy to help crazy broads, I've physically and mentally supported family for my entire life, I'm watching someone else's dog, I save trapped bugs, I get to play the Good Person card and I'm not enough of a bitch to pretend otherwise

I fucking paid for adblock

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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack I asked the pretty korean actors what they've done to further the cause during their cigarette break only to kick me while I was down with their name brand shoes that cost $8k. Absolutely mollywhopped by dudes in designer clothing.

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we've come far enough as a civilization to:

- invent phones that can pretend to have opinions

- be pleasantly surprised that talking is good for our entirely socially-focused tribal ape species

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the author of Real Life keeps telling us to avert our course, and with a 'lmao' we simultaneously step on the gas pedal. why is Donald Duck's fur 4-dimensional

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every now and then you discover that a mutual's opinions have gotten more annoying and you just shrug it off because short of sufficient advancements in immortality research this generation we're all going to die just because some shit called a telomere can't be a team player

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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack If Tomino's napkin notes about some punk kid from CCA is doing bigger numbers than your Revolutionary Girl Utena clone, that's saying something man

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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack 'oh oh oh its the elitists its the elitists' have you considered that the data backs up the fact that what I like is good and it does not do the same for you

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Wolfman//Jack, Backslash Backslash Dorfman Spack really funny that this song and dance is being trotted out when Hathaways Flash, first film in a trilogy, adapting novels that so few people read Tomino literally forgot he fucking wrote them, was critically acclaimed worldwide and made a shitload of money.

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