Me with a 2 week old…

You: how’s your sleep been?
Me: pretty rough, not gonna lie.
You: having a newborn is tough.
Me: no being a taylor swift fan when a double album drops at 2am is tougher.

Time stamped - 3:01am, April 19th

It was April 19th at 2:31am I realized… I follow ALL the right people on this machine. My entire timeline is legendary right now. Hi, friends and comrades.

I wish I could unrecall
How we almost had it all.

Line from “loml” or from the 49ers’ locker room?

Both. Both.

On behalf of all parents x swifties awake at 2am feeding newborns… BLESS YOU,
WOMAN 🙌🏼😭

Here it is.

After weeks on the phones with GMs and HC’s, my first 2024 Mock Draft.

nfl.com/news/peter-sch…

- Giants trade up for JJ McCarthy
- QBs go 1-4
- Colts trade up for Malik Nabers
- Eagles take Cooper DeJean
- Broncos go… Defense.

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Summer 2017! ⚾️🫶🏼

The SPEED in which he’s able to identify the object is indeed a chicken wing - incredible.

Oh my. This is taking a liberty 😂

D3 point guard vs No. 3 overall pick in the WNBA

Still— StaceyDales one of my favorite teammates I’ve ever had!!!

“And around here, in NFL circles, no reporter is better at the art of schmoozing.”

MAH MAN ⁦Peter Schrager⁩ 🙌🏼 theathletic.com/5394464/2024/0…

Nick Caserio & Demeco Ryans still out here BIG MAD they didn’t win NFL Executive & Coach of the Years in 2023.. (as am I kinda)

so they decided to shove it down our throats for 2024 and I don’t hate it 😂🫡 #Texans Good Morning Football

The last 48 hours… 👶🏼🤍

Welcomed a beautiful baby girl today ❤️ Nora James! Watching the Sweet 16 while in labor the last few days is something I HIGHLY recommend. Everyone healthy. 🫶🏼 THANK YOU for the love.

Love to SEE IT 🐺

Damnit Jim. Now I can’t unsee it! My favorite Venn diagram overlap— ncaa tournament darlings x nfl prospects

Good Morning Football NFL Network Jamie Erdahl Jason McCourty Kyle Brandt Peter Schrager Will Selva Colleen Wolfe
See you in Hollywood Park...
😔😪 🤧

JASON WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME RIGHT NOW 😭😭😭Good Morning Football

No baby yet. 🫠
Last Good Morning Football from NYC happening now.
Hormonal emotional roller coaster over here.

Tomorrow will be the last Good Morning Football show from NYC 🗽 before the move to LA.

Please join us. I will have lots to say about it.

The future is very exciting. NFL Network

You want to know what the creation of a special person sounds like? Read this.

📣 IAN EAGLE, EVERYONE!

Also, 💀 from this: “I’m 7. What’s shtupping?”

YEUPPPP