I’m going to go with “Worship of an Orange shitgibbon.”

This is an issue Starmer had better sort after the election.

I am grateful to the United States House of Representatives, both parties, and personally Speaker Mike Johnson for the decision that keeps history on the right track.

Democracy and freedom will always have global significance and will never fail as long as America helps to

I can sense steak & wine in my future.

Is that because he’s dead?

I want a Double Decker. I might get a vending machine installed.

Jamie Glackin I was thinking the very same thing earlier when making a curry…. No dates on onions so who checks the freshness of them before they’re sold?

Oh for gods sake!! 🤣🤣🤣

I can’t remember the last time I got onions from the supermarket that weren’t partially rotten.

This Brexit thing is just fucking marvellous eh?

.James Daly MP why didn’t you write to Lancashire Police about this case?

This is baffling. No issue with letting police do their job but why can’t he answer this most basic of questions? Did he even write the letter? Or was it written for him & he just signed it? Does he know what he signed?

Liz Truss has the exact opposite of Imposter Syndrome. It is uncanny.

HMRC could instantly save millions by stopping sending letters to people who file Self Assessment returns who know they have to file Self Assessment returns.

That just about says it all really.

I think Stephen’s have changed the recipe on their morning rolls. They’re still good, just not as good. Or it’s maybe how Scotmid Co-operative in Perth are storing them?

One of these is a Vietnam rice field, but can you really say for sure which one Dundee

STOP RAINING!!!

I’ve just watched Roadhouse on Prime so you don’t have to. What were they thinking? 😬

I’m sensing an Indian Takeaway in my future.

I remember when John Major’s government just ran out of steam and everybody knew they were done. Major and Co weren’t pathetic though, like this lot.