I wrote this for anyone who needs some relationship inspo going into the weekend!

Somebody pinch me, I have a cartoon in the New Yorker with Ali Solomon!!!

So excited to be teaching this workshop for the St. Nell’s spring semester!
Come learn how to give great feedback, collaborate with other humor writers and illustrators, and make awesome friends along the way! All skill levels welcome 💛

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Did a toddler write this headline

My latest for The Hard Times…. IBS hive mobilize!!!

I tweet for those who remember Sense8

The third installment of my McSweeney’s column is live! When my husband and kids had genetic testing for heart disease, we found ourselves facing a new diagnosis—and learned that DNA testing isn’t as simple as we’ve been led to believe

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“What were we talking about again? Was it Hunter Biden?” 😂 Thank you for this amazing takedown, ⁦Devorah Blachor⁩ mcsweeneys.net/articles/life-…

Glad to see this great piece from Miriam Jayaratna and Colin Heasley circulating again!

Happy to be back in Electric Literature today! Inspired by the pile of roughly 100 books on my bedside table

I wanna go to this conference so bad

I wrote this headline for everyone on a toothbrushing journey 🫶

Come for the lusternation, stay for the searingly graphic images of me, Emily Flake, and the cast of The Bear

NEW COLUMN ALERT: When COVID struck Rebecca Saltzman’s (Rebecca Saltzman), the virus unmasked a life-changing discovery: her husband and two of their kids had genetic heart disease. The kind where people drop dead. (1/2)
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I tried this food so you don’t have to. My new food review courtesy of Timothy McSweeney, special thanks to Lucy Huber for this one!

Disturbed that Ross Murray somehow knows the part of my wallet I keep the gift cards in????

Happy 51st bday / RIP to Roe v Wade. Making my debut in ⁦The Boston Globe⁩ today alongside the amazing ⁦Elly Lonon⁩ and Kathryn Baecht with some abortion satire. Thank you ⁦marjorie pritchard⁩ for letting us rage bostonglobe.com/2024/01/22/opi…

Finally someone stands up for the real victims of Saltburn: the cleaning staff.

Spotless work from the lehr witch project 🐀🪺 and Miriam Jayaratna

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Cum, but make it literature (because the lehr witch project 🐀🪺)

My first author interview is up!!! Find out how Emily Flake wrote our letter to Jeremy, who our secret crushes are on The Bear, and which one of us is grosser