My NEW YORK KNICKS have this game and this series in the bag

Anyone who thinks comedy is dead should come here for laughs:
I was looking at a very ugly man today. Then I suddenly realized.............. I was staring into a reflective window!!

I post stuff like this every day.
#ComedyAliveAndWell

Get ready for an unforgettable night of laughter with Jim Norton at the historic Lexington Opera House on Friday, June 21st! 🌟 Don't miss out on this hilarious night of comedy! Grab your tickets now and get ready to LOL all night long! 😂🎟️

🎟️: ticketmaster.com/event/16005F8A…

I just watched a video of Gene Kelly dancing.
Meh

I love Gene Hackman, but I don't consider a 94 year old man eating pie an 'Exclusive'

FURNITURE SHOPPING SUCKS. I hate doing this alone, I really hate doing it with my wife. A nightmare every time.
youtu.be/maN7G8b0MHs?fe…

Before and after photos of the earthquake damage to my apartment.

Why have you hidden the ground? I ask my wise old friends, the clouds. We'll never tell! The clouds rebut playfully. As I smile at their mischief, they whisper that they did so on a lark.

My wife left for a week and I had an old man meltdown and spent money on ludicrous things.
youtu.be/al-ow7iKSU0?fe…

Directed a fourth live shoot at the Gramercy Theatre with mark normand + Joe List
Tuesdays w/ Stories live with Robert Kelly Andrew Youngblood + Jim Norton

Up now on the #TuesdayswithStories YouTube channel 📺

Link in subtweets 🤘

#marknormand #joelist #jimnorton #bobbykelly

Why does Uber Eats think they are going to scan my drivers license for an order of diet Cokes and pretzels?

Don't feel bad Emmanuel Macron, internet trolls started the same rumor about my wife.

12 HOUR DAY OF SHOOTING COMPLETE!
I worked really hard on this, I hope you enjoy it. If it inspires you, feel free to share it
OKLAHOMA CITY March 22
DALLAS March 23
HOUSTON March 24
JimNorton.com/TOUR

Tik Tok's 'time' may be up!
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. If you'd like more laughs of this caliber, please navigate to JimNorton.com/TOUR

Congratulations to the hilarious Brian Scolaro on the special. It's well deserved and long overdue.
bit.ly/3PjSsHW

SWORD FIGHT #4 featuring Chloe LaBranche up now! youtube.com/watch?v=c3RCFf…

'Forgetful old friend', the clouds gently chide. 'SAN DIEGO and TEMPE went on sale today!'
I snicker at their scolding and provide a link.
JimNorton.com/TOUR

My flight is turbulent. The captain just made an announcement apologizing for the bumps. Even though they're not his fault. I like that