Nothing says Happy Birthday Melania quite like Donald Trump saying it outside the courthouse where he’s on trial for sleeping with a pornstar and trying to hush it up as part of election interference whilst she was home pregnant with his kid

‘Murica’ 🇺🇸

This

Trump is whining because he would prefer to be with Melania on her birthday.

He is literally in court because he chose to bang a porn star rather than be with his wife and their newborn son.

Trump wishes his wife Melania a happy birthday, and complains he can’t be with her because he’s in court. Then he enters the courtroom to hear more lurid details about himself having a relationship with a porn star and Playboy playmate, all while married to Melania.

It's the last one of the season tomorrow....home game, come and support The Lambs 🐑 it will be a long time without football......

🆚️ Yate Town FC
⏰️ 3pm KO
🏆 The Pitching In Southern Football League
🏟 Langsford Park, PL19 8JR
🎟 Adult £10, Concession £6, Under 12 Free with paying adult

**URGENT** There is a bad patch of believed Heroin going around North Devon. It is making people very ill. We have declared a Major Incident. Please check on any known drug users. Do not take any controlled substances...we will update shortly

10pm tonight having seen Brighton lose 4-0 for third time on top of 3-0 defeats twice in recent months it’s time to sack off the season.

10:30 tonight, arrange to meet mates at 9am Sunday morning to go to Bournemouth away

#ThatsFootball

Thanks Steve, lovely message, looking forward to celebrating.. might even have a drink myself! 🤦‍♂️😂

URGENT - This is incredibly serious and I am looking at deploying multiple resources to this and would plead with anyone who has possession of any this substance to take note of the Danger. North Devon News BBC South West Devon & Cornwall Police Devon Live News

Insp.Dave Thubron North Devon News BBC South West Devon & Cornwall Police Devon Live News Hi, I’m presenting the BBC Devon breakfast show in the morning.If there’s anyone available for an interview I’d be more than happy to get them on. My email is [email protected]

LES PHILLIPS CUP FINAL 🏆

🤝 Shepton Mallet AFC v Barnstaple Town Football Club
📅 12 May
⌚️ 3pm
📍 Tiverton Town FC - EX16 6SG

#TSWL

FIXTURES | Here's a look at the fixtures taking place tomorrow in the Toolstation Western League.

#TSWL

A good day for the England opener!

Ben Duckett finished day one of Notts' County Championship game against Warwickshire on 197*.

Our SOUTH WEST PENINSULA FOOTBALL LEAGUE LTD 23/24 season comes to an end tomorrow at Lux Park with a visit from Mullion FC

AF(C) St Austell Pat Whymer SOUTH WEST PENINSULA FOOTBALL LEAGUE LTD Truro City Reserves & U18s South West Sports News Kevin Marriott St Austell Voice Dave Deacon Mark Rappo Rapsey We all know Red and White should be the best colours, but at least I didn't have to get the Green ribbons out this week!

#upthecity

Wendron United AFC SOUTH WEST PENINSULA FOOTBALL LEAGUE LTD Many thanks for the 1-5 rude awakening back in September 🙏🏻😆

Go well next season lads 🐐🤝🏻

Bastards. No other word for it.

Congratulations on AF(C) St Austell on securing the SOUTH WEST PENINSULA FOOTBALL LEAGUE LTD this season and best of luck for next year.

Mick Lynch embarrassing people.

Swedish clubs reject VAR and top leagues will not introduce the system ❌