Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you.

GratefulSteve Crazy Clips Google “psychiatrist”
Make the call.

The people always have the power.. we’re just forgetful AF.

*Beginning of rant

Aaaarrrrrrhhhhhh!!!!

*End Of Rant

Don’t you tell me what I like and what I don’t like

I’m different and don’t care who knows it.

Love yourself. Show up for yourself. Do it for you, because you’re worth it

What political party do I blame for Taco Bell’s 59, 79, and 99 cent tacos being canceled? Bring them back!

I hope that’s next you use the bathroom, Tabasco sauce comes out.

I don’t care what trend is hot right now. KEEP YOUR NASTY FEET OFF MY WALL!

Go get registered

Bill Grueskin It was the worse of times, it was the very worst of times

The next Fast and Furious should be called Fast-Ten Your Seatbelts.

I think this lady felt some type of way

Some of you are simps for capitalism and it’s creepy as hell.

Can you claim your medical bills as a dependent?

Asking because I need to know

Somebody, somewhere is sleeping so peaceful and I WISHED IT COULD BE ME!!!

Larinzo David Colvin Idolizing a politician is like believing the waitress serving you really finds your lame jokes funny

I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well, I will be out of debt.
I’m so excited I can barely put on my ski mask.👍🏽