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I had a great show Laugh Factory: Long Beach and guess what? I’m back Tonight 10PM Come through! #Crazylegs

Great time tonight in #LongBeach at Laugh Factory: Long Beach. See you next time #LongBeach

You want to see a card trick? Ian Edwards Paul Elia Josh Nasar #magic

It’s only Wednesday, ya’ll.

Never took a shortcut that didn't end up being the longcut

Another fun spot tonight in #LongBeach ! Thanks to my drummer Charles from The Bridge Crüe for coming out to the show Laugh Factory: Long Beach. Always a good a good time with my funny friends! #SanDiego , I’ll see you next weekend.

Tonight!
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If you order something that costs $5.70…don’t give the person behind the register $6.20…they’ll have to call their manager?

This Wednesday! #LongBeach is on fire with this massive show! Ian Edwards ZAINAB JOHNSON Bryan Callen Brenton Biddlecombe Chad and JT AND MORE! Get tix now at tixr.com/groups/laughfa…! Or laughfactory.com!

Bars are the only business that will kick you out for being too good a customer

One person on every flight from Chicago to Paris should be allowed to scream mid flight, “KEVIN!”

This Wednesday! #LongBeach is on fire with this massive show! Ian Edwards ZAINAB JOHNSON Bryan Callen Brenton Biddlecombe Chad and JT AND MORE! Get tix now at tixr.com/groups/laughfa…! Or laughfactory.com!

My boyfriend was getting on my nerves so I yelled at him
“ YOU SHOULD GO HOME!”
He replied “ But baby, you are my home!”
And just like that I lost my first fight.

Didn’t expect the bed time story to hit so close to home

We're Making Funny in #LongBeach tonite! Francisco Ramos Jennifer Sterger Ricco @ItsKevinMillard & K.T. Tatara at 7:30 THEN Loulou Gonzalez 🇵🇦 Thom Tran Julia Jasunas D'Sean Ross walter hong & #JayMadyam @ 10 PM! Tix @ tixr.com/groups/laughfa… or laughfactory.com

Calling for a lefty from the Arm Barn is my new favorite term for masturbation

What’s the first thing that comes to mind looking at this 🤣😂😂

First Rain of the season…
If it ain’t rainin’… we ain’t… SHUT UP, CARL!