#ff Opsimath 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 Kensington T. Gore flintcams OneClubSince1888 🍀🍀🍀🍀 Phil Swales Jon Magnusson - Music Producer | Composer Irene Edgar roy denney

I am pished. Very pished...

Hello. An entire cafe just sung happy birthday to me. This may be a sign I come here too often, but it did considerably cheer me up.

Hello. I am behind at work and at training. Consistency is important in life.

3rd birthday of my debut YA nov Necropolis! Excited with how well it's been received over the last few years (and hopefully more to the story to share soon! amzn.to/3ff7Ge4 #WritingCommunity #booklovers

Winter of the Raven a #horror collection to give you great chills!
Great work from likes of Kensington T. Gore D.A. Schneider Carole Bulewski R. M. Francis 🕸️Toby Crabbe - Author🖊️ Vasiliki Petroudi Poe Boy Publishing Leesa Wallace
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Hello. I have just done a lot of #ff mentions even though it's a Thursday. I am a rebel like that.

#ff Chris Kirkham Bethan Evans 📕 Elizabeth Blake-Thomas Chris Graham Elle Smith @lottelauv Keri Lynn rex holdren

#ff Opsimath 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 Kensington T. Gore rab livingstone Irene Edgar flintcams OneClubSince1888 🍀🍀🍀🍀 Duncan Edwards Phil Swales roy denney

Hello. I am in a cafe. My coffee tastes like a chemical spill occured in it. I am on the phone to my doctor's, where I am number 5,432 in the queue. Good times.

Before I get too drunk to type, or the internet clogs up and implodes, Happy New Year. xx

My mum managed to do this to her front door key, just by turning it in the lock. Impressive.

Merry Christmas. May your day be full of Christmas cheer or, failing that, alcohol.

Hello. I have flu. Today, I am mainly powered by Lemsip and hope. I am currently running quite low on both.

Hello. I am Christmas shopping. My budget is very low and I have 15 people I am exected to buy for. Do Fredos count as a present if you wrap them up?

Hello. I am in a pub, celebrating my mum's birthday with family. I am trying to act sober after drinking a bottle of prosecco and having several shots of Sambucca. It's going well...
*Falls over bar stool*

Hello. My town is holding a Christmas fayre. All 5 residents have turned and I believe they light the Christmas oil lamps soon. It's very exciting.

#ff Opsimath 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 Kensington T. Gore lorraine Irene Edgar flintcams OneClubSince1888 🍀🍀🍀🍀 Jon Magnusson - Music Producer | Composer ⚛𝒮𝒾𝓂🌸𝓃𝑒 𝒟🌸𝓊𝑔𝒶𝓁 ⚛

Hello. I have been put on a strict diet for health reasons. The diet is called the DASH diet. Does this mean I can dash to the fish and chip shop or am I misunderstanding things?

The Twitter/X thingy has encouraged me to share the news that I have wasted 13 years of my life writing nonsense to you all. I am obliging. #MyXAnniversary