I don’t think any of you understand how good of an experience being at PNC park is ok

I’d like Ryan to watch baseball with me at PNC park

I thought Midnights was a really good album. The Tortured Poets Department is basically a really fucking boring run on sentence. Bummer.

On a scale of Tyler Perry to Martin Lawrence how are you feeling today?

I’m working on a record that’s not a MIGHTY record lol. Finally.

“We’re all glued to a toilet called earth”

I’m really happy about the Pittsburgh Pirates!

I love new album band 🏚️

Angelo you’re a fucking god damn American hero I salute you sir 🫡

Wild that accidentally calling your 2nd grade teacher “Mom” can drastically change the trajectory of your life. No way I’d be this broke if that never happened.

70 days of nothing but spicy water

Buffalo boneless with sriracha drizzle and a side of blue cheese

Wild that accidentally calling your 2nd grade teacher “Mom” can drastically change the trajectory of your life. No way I’d be this broke if that never happened.

I made this eclipse playlist. Start it 12 minutes before the eclipse begins.

open.spotify.com/playlist/57cr2…

Hello TWITTER😈😈😈😈

75% of my brain capacity is used run an internal monologue burger shop at all times