I’m as guilty as anyone of thinking of my Columbia University undergraduates as “kids.” But here is what I’ve seen them do in the last two weeks: (1/10)

they will kick you and tell you it's for your protection from those people over there

Sen. Sanders: 'I suggest to CNN and maybe some of my colleagues here, maybe take your cameras, just for a moment, off of Columbia and UCLA . Maybe go to Gaza, and take your camera show us the emaciated children who are dying from malnutrition because of Netanyahu's policies.'

You don’t hear enough about Elizabeth Koch’s Perception Box these days.

I think the moral content of a protest matters, I think it’s the single most important thing actually, and the elaborate media pseudo debates about tactics, electoral impact etc—where we discuss everything but the moral content—is because the righteousness of the cause is obvious

As someone who was in Charlottesville, and who didn’t start a disastrous war that killed so many people, from the absolute bottom of my heart, fuck off forever

One difference between this building at Columbia and the US Capitol is that the Capitol happens to be the seat of Congress, the national legislature of the United States, which was, at the time, certifying the results of an election those who stormed the Capitol wanted to void.

This is what we have instead of libraries

An active shooter alert, but the twist is that the school is the shooter.

The Democratic establishment is so fucked.

❝. . . we’ve never done something like this to our bodies and to our souls. And so that has been challenging—balancing the intense motivation we have to bring this coverage out into the world, but also recognizing that there are limits to what we can handle.❞

ON BROADWAY 113TH

Live stream from student reporters at Columbia regarding the NYPD invasion.

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NOW: Protesters are chanting “NYPD! out of CUNY now!” as they continue to demonstrate at 140th and Amsterdam

Police have barricaded off the block to prevent protesters from getting to the encampment

My theory that poems are jokes (and jokes are poems) grows stronger every day.

Consider that 'iambic pentameter' was named after Iambe, the first female standup comedian who told dirty jokes.

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