Michelle Buteau is on my flight to LA- this is not a drill 😍😍😍

bring back separate beds for married couples

LA!! I am bringing my hour show Emotionally Unreasonable to YOU on April 25 at 8pm The Crow !!! Directed by the impeccable Ryan Cunningham (Broad City, Ziwe) !! jetbook.co/e/maria-decoti…

Men overturning Roe v. Wade:

LA! Only 10 tickets left for opening night on Thursday at 7pm! Maria DeCotis The Broadwater 🎟️: eventbrite.com/e/before-the-d…

NYT Cooking and Food you stole Kareem Rahma’s wildly successful show, “Keep the Meter Running” which has 80+ million views across platforms and captured all our hearts. You knew about the show and copied it without giving any credit to this independent creator.

Men overturning Roe v. Wade: “it’s just my boundary”

The saddest music I’ve ever heard in my life playing at the gyno office- symphony version of “forever young” and I’m just staring at this sign thinking about how women will always have to take care of and protect ourselves. We need signs to remind us of what society robs from us.

Yo, crazy that our gov wants to gaslight us into silence about a genocide we’re watching through our phones

.Chuck Schumer & Kirsten Gillibrand never answer their phones but hopefully that means people are still calling. It may not feel like much, but it’s a little thing you can do every day. At the very least, they should not be enjoying their lobbyist money in peace. #ceasefire

My taxes just asked me if I need to pay taxes on last year’s tax return that I received. And I just straight up said “no”

Girlhood vs. Womanhood

Over 100 tickets sold for next week in LA!! Let’s keep going! The great Maria DeCotis stars in ‘Before The Drugs Kick In’ opening on Thursday, 4/18, 7pm The Broadwater! 🎟️: eventbrite.com/e/before-the-d…

I love the way men walk. They look like they’re still learning.

Swear to god do the people in charge of these studios like movies like even a little bit? The fuck.

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Being attracted to women is easy, anyone could do it. I’m attracted to men because I like a challenge.