Look at this line up. How am I allowed?!🤩

Also I spilt salt everywhere. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN ALLOWED

demons were raised

So excited to perform Marj in The Stand Newcastle - you can get t1ck3ts via my link tree in my bio or on the door on the day! x

Testing thwoahis out

i don't always wear mascara. But when I do I get constant sympathetic smiles from strangers. because I always forget I have it on and then rub my eyes* and constantly have tear-like** stains under my eyes

*Cry
**Actual tear

Absolutely lovely piece by The List on my new show coming to the Edinburgh Fringe this August on Monkey Barrel Comedy - on sale in my linktree in my profile 💕🌊

Yea right. like fuck boi aragorn would have ever brought up Arwen to Éowyn without being probed

Men: are you tracking our cycles? Cause everytime I ovulate I get DMs from guys I haven't heard from since the last egg. it's spooky

Squilkie made a trow 🌸💕

A look behind the scenes into how I write stand up:

Grab a ticket for Slapstick Festival's Big Comedy Bash at #Reading 's @thehexagon, next Monday.

Our Lucy P is on the bill alongside host @RobinInce, Josh Widdicombe, Angela Barnes, Lou Sanders, &
Marjolein Robertson

🎟️buff.ly/42QvkpR

WHO

go see this show its very good and one of your last chances. if not the last chance. to see this show live. also I may be in it*:

*im not in it

'no we don't need to use a condom. I want U to put a baby in me. I need that five stars from chortle'

I too dislike being able to reach books

been thinking about how we demonise men for weaponised incompetence but I think it's time we lay off them because I just realised I do it to🌸✨

Last few chances to see 'Marj' in England in May:

4th - Newcastle The Stand Newcastle
9th - Manchester CULTPLEX
11th - Bristol Alma Tavern &Theatre

tickets in my link.tree