Where British people go when they have to use the bathroom:

Karl-Anthony Towns was the primary defender on Kevin Durant and Nikola Jokic in back-to-back series, credibly guarding Hall of Famers with vastly different skills while also averaging 19 points on 52/44/83 shooting.

And he put the nail in Denver's coffin:

Michael Malone:

“The seasons over. That’s what’s hard. Fu*k being up by 20…Stupid ass questions.”

(h/t CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable)

Sorry Wolves, all the narratives have already been used for the game so you aren’t allowed to change them.

May day in the Cascades.

What four things does one need in Bend, Oregon?

Tonight I discovered that my daughter, who is 17, has lived her whole life believing that the name of the singer of The Rolling Stones is McJagger.

“Who is John Gant?” #iykyk

On a Facebook thread some dude was arguing that Satchel Paige was a sideshow attraction. The younger, less mature Mark would have engaged but not this guy.

Or we could let the female grads embrace whatever tf they want to embrace.

Tfw when you watch fellow passengers come down the aisle and pick who you hope has your middle seat …

I watched last night, having watched a lot of CC in college. Her problems: much better defense, and not being quite in sync with teammates. She will adjust, seemed normal to me.

I humbly and politely ask/implore the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum ⚾ BBWAA to honor this man while he walks among us and can receive the hugs and cheers he so richly deserves. Please retweet if you agree and wish to join the cause.

Mark Armour National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum ⚾ BBWAA Thank you, Mark. You know how I feel about him. It’s time for the HOF to take a holistic view of pioneering Latino players/managers like Felipe Alou, as they rightfully have done with black players who were denied opportunities. ⚾️

I humbly and politely ask/implore the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum ⚾ BBWAA to honor this man while he walks among us and can receive the hugs and cheers he so richly deserves. Please retweet if you agree and wish to join the cause.

Happy #89 to the legend. Hope Cooperstown doesn’t wait much longer.

Bill Simmons has consistently been one of the dumber sports voices around, like he'd be below average in a gathering at your neighborhood bar. Same with movies, but he owns the media so he gets to talk.

Honestly the best non-family decision of my life, made decades ago. I owe so much to SABR and all the friends I have met there.

Mark Armour As a lifelong Mays collector I really enjoyed reading about and seeing all his playing day cards in your article. I only lack the 51 bowman and 52 Topps, but when does one ever stop to take them all in at once and comprehend the greatness of his career and his cards. Thank you