I have a Turkish muslim colleague that took his kids for all the Christmas events, you people practicing the religion in Nigeria are so weird and people need to stay away from you guys, at this point its not normal. Wa Alaikum Assalam 🙏

There’s a thin line between having fun and behaving like a tout. Just leave her there and cover your head in shame

Wait!!! I’m just observing that twitter kitten coco, her growth is so fast and i dont think its normal for a DSH or any common breed of cats out there

Border security asked me “are you happy to be back”
I told them NO. They burst into laughter

I’m in the city where Sandeman wine is produced, i will pack atleast 5 bottles in duty free

“If you keep avoiding married men, you’ll never know beautiful hotels” 😂

You go to a restaurant and they give you their menu on an ipad 🏃🏾‍♂️

Now i regret not renewing for 10 years. How did we get here 😣

I heard that Emmanuel DVM 👨‍⚕️ has gone to traumatize the innocent ladies of Southern Europe with his big machine gun this weekend 😭😭

Well!!!!……

Being rude isnt a flex tbh. Replying people you dont know online rudely isnt a flex.

Types of Doctors

Doctor of heart - cardiologist

Doctor of Bone - orthopedic

Doctor of kidney - nephrologist

Doctor of a child - pediatrician

Doctor of animals - veterinary

Doctor of Teeth - Dentist

Doctor of Skin - Dermatologist

Doctor of eyes - ophthalmologist

I wrote it when the shit was 68k wtf 😳

The comments!! So basically women wants the communication lines open from the man’s end innit?

Una see this April dump, i will start mine from 25th, prepare to be sick of me because contents chokeeeee

Jumma Mubarak 🌖.

I’m on holiday and i have gotten more than 8 mails from work this morning. Dude i left because y’all are frustrating me 😭😭😭

Na una dey send people money 🥱