Mary Alice Always, MIA 📍 STL That’s better

I am NOT one of the people - I know the list. 😂

🧜‍♀️ Don’t think twice, book the girls -

Mary Alice & I are available nationwide - with advanced notice, screening, and deposit.

💌 [email protected]
🌎 meetmaryalicexoxo.com

This gentleman gifted me 10,000 for my Birthday and said ' it's not a gift or charity it's the law to pay pretty women' y'allllllll💦 My Birthday has been nothing but beautiful!🥲

Memphis here I Come🚗

Big Tiddies Come Through

If I have to go to the doctor, I'm leaving with all the drugs. You have to dress the part - Grey Gardens with sneakers.

To all the cam models that can get your boobs, vag, Devil’s Abyss, and the bottoms of your feet in one shot - we salute you.

We call that “kissing around the dick” in these parts...

As you should - 😂

💫 Manifesting a man who likes to be menaced regularly & has meltdowns when texts go unread.

Must be willing to send money for the pleasure.

These are just working titles - but BOB decided to menace me over the $500 in tolls he paid from Maryland & visiting Mary Alice - not my problem he pays them all late.

Whatcha know ‘bout that?

✨ I’m on a small hiatus - the ladies know that means my timeline has become a wasteland.

💫 Manifesting a man who likes to be menaced regularly & has meltdowns when texts go unread.

Must be willing to send money for the pleasure.

It is a scam, if you’re willing?

OK, it’s everybody’s favorite game, Buy MIA Stuff BINGO!

If you’re a man, your entire board was free squares & you’ve won a trip to my shopping mall.

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Catch me in #Chicago the 3rd - 6th w/ my duo partner Lynda who is visiting from #Stockholm , & joining us TheClubCuriosity in #NYC next week!