The best PC games of 2022 (that don’t need a graphics card) pcworld.com/article/143598… by Michael Crider

'Hey I've been claiming I'm gonna do this thing for months, and also I've admitted I can't control millions of bots. But I'm gonna make a poll to pretend it was somehow not my decision.

'See, I'm not enabling violence and hatred, my users are!'

The dash clock in my car was one of the last ones in my life that couldn't automatically adjust itself for time zone or daylight savings changes. Apparently that's now fixed with some combination of GPS, mobile signal, and Android Auto.

All eyes on you, microwave.

I had to drive 1100 miles to get a Shiner Bock

Also I'm gonna see some family members later

But seriously this is good beer

“he’s donald trump for people who freaked out about szechuan sauce at mcdonald’s” i have literally never heard a better description of musk

The GeForce RTX 4080 would be a solid, if unspectacular upgrade at the same $699 as the RTX 3080—it's no major leap in performance like the 4090 was. But Nvidia charging $1199 for this—71% MORE—isn't just bonkers, it's insulting. Don't buy it. pcworld.com/article/137974…

You know those clips of Star Trek actors, shaking their chairs and stumbling around a perfectly stationary bridge set, so it looks like the ship's getting hit when the camera wobbles?

That's what our Twitter feeds are right now. Except there's an actual bomb underneath the set.

The creator of sonic the hedgehog is arrested. Today is relentless.

And on the homepage, these words appear:
My name is Elon, Visionary of Visionaries;
Look on my Startups, ye Pleebs, and be inspired!
Nothing beside remains. Round the page
Of that colossal Bird, whose engineers he fired
All that echoes is a sad billionaire's rage.

Hey I'm driving across the country to see family for Thanksgiving, did I miss anything interesting on here?

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[seinfeld A and B plots colliding]

'Look, your honor, I know I pled guilty to killing and eating seven retirement home residents. But it was under duress! I was really stressed out, being on trial for murder and all.'

'That checks out, you want me to call you an Uber?'

'Jesus Christ, look at you. You're a fucking vomit goblin.'

-me, a bad human, judging a stranger's choice of Fortnite skin

So who wants to be the MAGA cult's January, 2025 lynching target I mean Speaker of the House

Every Republican saying it’s time to move past Trump is going to have to go on TV in like six weeks and be like, “Donald Trump called my wife a slut and he is the best man to lead our country.”

First snow of the winter falling outside the coffee shop. It's still fresh enough to be a novelty to this southern boy.

[spoiler alert for Horizon Zero Dawn]

In the lore of the game, a charismatic billionaire CEO essentially decides to erase humanity, past, present and future, because too many people learned about his fuck-up.

Maybe keep a tight lock on those rocket launch codes, SpaceX.