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Michael G.

@MichaelGarofola

Attorney and former DOJ prosecutor; rescue dog dad; spelling bee champion; and dad joke connoisseur. Mostly tweeting about politics and NY sports.

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Putting a baby in a freezer would kill it, but freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps if you're very stupid <3

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I wasn’t sure which team to root for tonight, but seeing the right lose their collective minds over Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift has been a nice payoff.

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Worse by far than still saying Happy New Year are the people who start every conversation with “Is it too late to say Happy New Year?”

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Stealing signs and getting caught, but still being allowed to compete for a national championship isn’t exactly my definition of “resilience.”

“We overcame the very adversity we caused!”

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Completely agree with Evan Roberts re: Yamamoto. Cohen’s offer was the highest, but it was too easily matchable by LA. If Cohen actually wanted to sign Yamamoto, the offer had to be so high that Yamamoto would have to choose between the Mets or leaving millions on the table.

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Just in case someone at an airport needs to hear this, it’s called a “moving walkway,” not a “moving just-stand-there-like-a-lazy-slob way.”

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You can be anti-terrorism and anti-war crime; they are not mutually exclusive or controversial statements. Same goes for being supportive of both innocent Jewish and Palestinian civilians/victims. Despite that this region’s history is complicated, those positions are not.

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