Conservative women with tons of plastic surgery shouldn’t be allowed to talk about trusting “gods plan”

The reviews are in and this country is divided over Civil War

Think of all the money I save by not liking sports

Another great episode of The Jordan Harbinger Show! Tune in!

Big show tonight at 7:15 in The Main Room Dirty Church featuring Iliza Shlesinger Dane Cook Jesus Trejo SYDNEY CASTILLO David C. Smalley Emery Emery Michael Regilio +more! Get your tickets at improv.com/hollywood #hollywoodimprov #comedy

If the earth is flat then why isn’t the eclipse visible from everywhere? (Also if the earth is flat why is it only stupid people who think the earth is flat?) #Eclipse

The poverty line in Los Angeles is “I’m an actor“

This weekend of live comedy looks good on you! 4 shows! Snag a seat here ⬇️

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I wouldn’t say I’m suicidal, but I am die curious

21st century scapegoat. Blame Ai

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I made the Unfortunate 500 list again

“If you went to an insane asylum every day just to hang out, I’d also be concerned. “

-My wife explaining why she doesn’t get why I’m still on Twitter. (She has a point).

America, where we have mass shootings on the anniversary of mass shootings. F your guns #shooting

The easiest thing to hang up to dry are curtains

The clothes worn by construction workers in 2024 look a lot like the clothes worn by Madonna fans in 1984
#Fluorescent

I watch a lot of survival, shows, and all I have to say is

I wish survival experts would come to a consensus on whether or not it’s OK in a survival situation to drink your own pee!!

Looking at the state of the world, I think I might need to know

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Jesus was a nepo baby