This as sent me 😂😂😂

I’d have more respect for him if he had between / & ) or p & z!

YESSSS!!!!

Who is up for moving one of the May bank holidays to October? Feels like a real drag from August to Xmas.

Go and watch this mullet and laugh at him. Hard.
If I lived in that there London, I’d go and watch the funny fecker myself.

Just voted and shouted from the booth.
“God no!!!”
“No!”
“No!”
“Stinks like egg in urine!!!”
“Embarrassing!”
“These are all rubbish!”
“Wait a minute, who is this sexy bastard!”

😂😂😂😂

Gutted. I’ve had to postpone my appearance at Co-op Live.
Moving my show to either the Costcutter Auditorium or the Iceland Arts Centre.

Polling day. I don’t care who you vote for. Please vote. They rely on only a third of us turning out, that suits them.
If you don’t fancy a party, spoil your ballot paper. It still counts. Sends a message to the parties that they don’t speak for you. Don’t forget ID 😢

Publicly sending somebody a death threat is insanely worrying. Even if it was a hollow threat, it becomes dangerous with the added antisemitism.
Something that was typed out in anger and publicly posted can be acted upon by a deranged reader.

Look at this. My fat stupid face will be hosting a fantastic day of fun with these smashers. Jamie H TOUR TICKETS ON SALE Jojo Sutherland Kane Brown Daniel O’Reilly and headlined by Paul Smith get your tickets here On The Waterfront presents

Disappointing. Promised so much. Didn’t deliver.

Wow!

Ffs. Bring smelling salts and a defibrillator!

Not long til our next huge comedy night in Horndean! Starring Esther Manito Mick Ferry James Alderson - Bring Back The 80s Podcast! and jason byrne - grab tickets from comedy-allstars.co.uk

Of all the disturbing subject matter that Baby Reindeer dealt with. One thing still bothers me as a comedian.
Why didn’t they use a
Shure SM 58 microphone?

Back in Blighty. Fecking knackered.

I thought “Baby Reindeer” was tough to watch. United have made it look like a Disney film.
An absolute shower of clowns.
#COVMUN

Fecking state of this team.

Casemiro at centre half. Thats a definite penalty for Coventry then.