Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker )

Mike Drucker

Bio writer for television, video games, and comics. stand-up comedian. wrote a book about Silent Hill 2 coming 1/26. mikedruckerisdead @ gmail dot com
Location New York, NY
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Account created 04-11-2008 15:23:12
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Twitter Web App : “For years, I have grabbed boobies and screamed awooga awooga. It’s my way of greeting people and I apologize if they misinterpreted it as harassment.” twitter.com/Breaking911/st…

Twitter Web App : When I *am* dying, at those last few minutes, whenever that happens, just give me the smell of pizza and the sound of an arcade machine kicking to the Neo Geo logo

Twitter Web App : Five slices on a plate with a pitcher of Mountain Dew ready to go. I started dying early, but oh how I lived

Twitter Web App : While Gen Z is correct in hating Millennials because we basically found inventive, yet corny ways to ruin the world, my generation will have one thing they'll never have: the buffet at Pizza Hut

Twitter Web App : Nothing is more me than eagerly awaiting the day I can see the two concerts I had tickets for: They Might Be Giants and Final Fantasy VII Remake soundtrack live

Twitter Web App : Dear Customer, This has been a hard time for us all. Loved ones have suffered lonely, painful deaths while we have come to realize with horror that our everyday lives are a mere illusion built on lies. Anyway, youre gonna have to wait a year to hear Particle Man played live

Twitter Web App : My heart goes out to everyone living in Mississippi and Texas, but yeah, especially EMTs, paramedics, and every other level of healthcare worker. 🚑

iPhone : Game writers! UsTwo Games needs a contract writer for a project that features a non-binary protagonist. Remote work possible; diverse candidates encouraged #GameWriting #GameDevJobs


iPhone : HSL has made the decision to do layoffs today, and all of us on the narrative team were affected. If you or your team is looking for an amazing writer or narrative designer, boy do I have three excellent recommendations for you.

iPhone : Every single one of those AI-animated vintage photos looks like a picture of your relatives trapped in a Hell that hurts so bad