You’ve made your (vacuum) bed

Now you must lay in it.

#YKF

Ok so I got food poisoning from eating at one of the FLL restaurants yesterday.

I'm better now but last night sucked.

Feel free to do things you think are nice for me to make me feel better about that mean restaurant poisoning me with their seemingly delicious Cuban food.

BRB

Bye Florida 🥥

Always a good time making you my playground and using all your toys 🫶

Humiliation Dictionary

Placentient (adjective) - when the baby is mixed up with the placenta at birth and the wrong one is raised as the present individual.

Example: 'Forgive him, he is barely placentient.'

Good memories :)

Be my puppy 💖

I'll get to my emails this afternoon. If you're waiting on one, hang tight. I hate rushing emails, better to wait now than to have to clarify a mistake later.

One of the most masculine things you can do is provide a woman with everything she desires

Friends who play together....and break broncos together....
Miss Isobel Devi and Rubber Barbie

My favorite gift is cash. My second favorite gift is cannabis.

'Hot For Ballbusting' featuring Karly Salinas

What are Michelle Lacy and I doing right now?

🌟Affirmation time for SWs!🌟

✨I am worthy of respect & my boundaries are valid.

✨ I am a skilled & passionate artist, creating pleasure & joy for myself & others.

✨ I am deserving of abundance & prosperity, & I attract positive opportunities & experiences.

Repeat it,…

Currently painting the toe nails of a fully immobilized, gagged, and blind folded person whatever color I want 💅

What color do you suppose I want?

A word of wisdom:

If you sow discord in peaceful lands, your intent will not save you from your faith.

Don't say nobody warned you 🫡

Thank you for the cute wall mirror BB 🥰

Sluts are the nicest people ever