31 songs?!

I contemplated becoming a mailman yesterday btw

There will be no good art made in this country until you can rent studio apartments for $900 a month again.

what are we doing here gang and why isn't it something like the french revolution

also cause they ugly as f*ck

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

The Josh Hartnett renaissance is upon us.🖤

i love that every 6 months someone discovers this and writers die a little inside again

The stifling writer's block Taylor is clearly dealing with whenever she tries to write about Travis Kelce is so fucking funny.

molly baby every year is beyoncé’s year!

taylor swift writes like she's carrie bradshaw making $4 a word

I see Taylor Swift decided to release her new album on the same day my debut novel, Living in Cemeteries, comes out...this is war!

“despite new releases” i am dead

just wanted a footy update…saw patti smith was trending and my stomach fell out of my ass but it was just bc of some dumb taylor swift lyric. i have tried to be mature and quiet but TS is now my enemy. i was fully laying out my funeral outfit for a second there

Watching You’ve Got Mail for the first time. Movies used to have Nora Ephron’s dialogue. They used to have Greg Kinnear. Movies used to have Tom Hanks being loud.

Palm Springs (2020) dir. Max Barbakow

wait to put on your retinol until after you listen to this one, you’ll cry it off

also ripley is dope
especially if you have known a psychopath

YOU LIKE IT DARKER is a book of stories coming soon (like next month). Here I am, reading from one of the stories.
youtu.be/7HEQYKWgo60?si…

Someone in my neighborhood is unsuccessfully trying to throw away a garbage can. Week 1, taped paper note on it. Week 2, spray-painted huge note on it. Week 3, still spray-painted, added paper note back, and laid it sideways on top of other garbage bags. I’ll keep you posted.