Some of the unpopular opinions//brutal honesty! Join me this thursday. x.com/i/spaces/1ynga…

For a battle between MAN and NATURE , it is quite clear that the battle is indeed between MAN and HIMSELF!!

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I nolonger have the strength to go out partying all night, come back home at 5am and be at work by 10am.
Am telling you my body will literally collapse on me!
I used to do that when i was younger!
The changes that come with being 28yrs old,
catch more of this convo on my space🙏🏽

Me after using my last dimes to buy all the furniture i need for my ka small place
And taking myself for a spa treat!

Me right now: Hi Miss Linda, you are officially broke! 🥹🥹🥹

UNWINDING.
Day: Friday
Date: 17/05/24.
Time:2152Hrs.
Location: Kwangu.
Reason: Warming up for JuaCali and Wyre Melbourne show.
When? Later tonight.
Where: Revel Night Club, South Melbourne.
Time: 2200Hrs hadi Chee.

Kosa uchekwe!

End of announcement.

Ooooohhh yummmy mummy

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Flaqo is by far my favourite comedian/tiktoker in kenya!

His skits are so relatable to me, i always find myself laughing uncontrollably😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sometimes i just want to speak my local language, a mixture of

RUNYANKORE, RUKIGA, RUFUMBIRA

Am a product of those three tribes
Kabale-Bubaare
Kihihi-kashojwa
Kisoro

Mwaramutse!!
KIGEZI OYEE!!!!

The last time i fell really sick was when i was pregnant,
Everytime i see a woman sick and bed ridden with things like fever, malaria etc am always like you're pregnant lady!
Pardon me if am wrong, once you're above 14yrs of age, the immunity is fully developed, soo🙄🙄🙄

THICK BAE The marathon just isn’t the same when you’re not there.

If u can't explain how you accumulated your wealth, just enjoy your wealth in peace!
But don't come and start telling us that you accumulated wealth through working hard and saving money!

You don't owe us any explanation just dont lie to us.

We might be poor but not stupid!