I do hope the lettuce writes a book

From Private Eye

Privatisation summed up. From the new Private Eye.

The cost to stage a general election is around £140m (2019 figures). Running one alongside Local Elections on May 2nd would have saved a fortune that could have been used for other things.
The Tories don’t care. Punish them on May 2nd.
#ToriesOut632 #GTTONow #GeneralElectionNow

Here is the clip of Reform UK’s Ben Habib saying that migrants should be allowed to drown in the Channel. He has taken badly to being called out on it. Which is odd, because that’s kind of what happens in politics. Politicians get scrutinised.

#GeneralElectionN0W #PintSizedLoser

Gwan Angela. Love that. Ms Rayner on fire.
#PMQs #PoliticsLive #PintSizedLoser

You boy!
Keep a list of anyone who calls me a #PintSizedLoser

Tories are VERY angry that Angela Rayner called Rishi Sunak a pint-sized loser.
Please don’t repost this in case #PintSizedLoser trends.

Private Eye:-

Private Eye - £0. amount of debt before privatisation of Thames Water 1989.
Amount of debt now - £15.6 billionThames Water debt.2024.
Privatisation is and always will be a disaster. We will be paying for this. Be afraid, very afraid.

Reform UK We are not proud of you, we are ashamed

Hartley-Brewer: You'd leave asylum seekers to drown in the channel?
Ben Habib: Absolutely.
JHB: That is not a policy that a civilised country should endorse.
BH: Why is that uncivilised?

Lords pass the Rwanda Bill - ‘Con-leone’ is pleased #RwandaBill #RishiSunak #HouseOfLords

Are Lord and Saviour, St George, born in Bethlehem on this day, visited in his manger by Two Kings .
(The third King was arrested for pissing on the Cenotaph en route).
That's why England is Christian!
'Ere, how did you find us, oh kings?'
'We followed a star. The Daily Star!'

Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAFOFellas 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇸🇬🇫🇮🇪🇺 Manu 🇯🇵🇬🇧🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸🐕 #FBPE Tom Dawkins #FBPA #RejoinEU Centralis 🇳🇱🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦#FBPE 🌊+ Storm Ciarán #BringThemHome, StandWithUkraine Jon Buxton Julie Goodall ✍🏽 #FBPE #FBPPR🔶 #FBNHS Jeff Humphries David Cook King Lizard #FBPE #FBPPR kinglizard.bsky.social Henrietta #FBPE🔶 💙 #Stilleuropean Alycia 😷🌊🌍 Steelers Fan 4-Life R1ch1e5 Jason Davies #FBPE #GTTO kevin norman Steve Cook 💚 Cllr Martyn.J.Shrewsbury#FreePalestine #Socialist planet z (Ex-Viscount) Ken 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇬🇷🌻💙💛🦄🕊 Pip the second Ivo💚🇪🇺🇸🇪🇨🇱🇬🇧🇮🇹🇧🇪#FBPE#ActOnClimateNOW Cherry Beath🔸FBPE🔸I am a European Well done everyone 👏
IFB
#FBPE
#GTTO
#GeneralElectionNow
#StrongerTogether

Conservatives Why do you insist on proving our T-shirt right time and time again?

Conservatives Fixed it for you

Sunaks plan was beat the House Of Lords with he who blinks first

Rishi Sunaks idea of democracy is to ignore every revision & say he’s GOD

Fcuk the law, fcuk democracy & all heil the conservatives

Never Be A Bystander - Never be silenced

#RwandaBill #ToryFascistDictatorship

🏛️GOV2.UK 🔥Good Morning Everyone🔥

23 April & DAY 829 of our digital
protest against Sunak’s ERG Govt.
Sunak is leading a most racist divisive govt ever - UNHCR asks govt to ditch cruel #RwandaBill

Todays #tag is #ToriesOut656
#GeneralElectionNow
#RefugeesWelcome

🔥Plse RT Many Times🔥

We will fight this! ✊
#Rwanda NotInMyName
#Rwanda Bill #Rwanda
#RefugeesWelcome #SunakOut #ToriesOut #GeneralElectionNow
#EarthDay #EarthDay 2024 #EarthDay EveryDay

Happy St George's day
#RefugeesWelcome
#RwandaNotInMyName