OMG A GIG!! Bad Vibrations The Shacklewell Arms dice.fm/event/o9xpy-ba…

Had a stress dream last night that I gave a speech in a marquee and no one laughed. It’s telling that I found it more anxiety inducing than yesterday’s dream, where strangers were breaking into our house to violently torture us.

I’ve reached the nausea stage where I’m daydreaming about a bloody steak sandwich where the bread is actually black pudding, but am also retching while I brush my teeth. Life is full of contradictions.

my student seemed unwilling and unable to give me the Heimlich manoeuvre yesterday when I got too big for my boots and swallowed two cold and flu pills at once with no water. To those of us who work with young people, the gaps in the curriculum are glaring and troubling.

Was just practising mindfulness and involuntarily threw up in my mouth. Clearly there are some subconscious barriers to my healing.

Woo!! Cheers Andy x

Smiled and waved ferociously from my bike at my Uncle Frank this morning. Turns out it wasn't my Uncle Frank, just a very confused man.

Just immediately vomited in my mouth when my own song came on.

get them quick!! Have joined the mailing list and its like getting a nice email from my granny with pictures and everything x

Restringing a guitar for a pal at a gig. Some guy explains to me that I’m threading it the wrong way. I was using the new string to fish out the jammed ball end. I had just played guitar quite well at said gig. Did he think I’d offer to restring a guitar if I didn’t know how?

Joining the bill for this fab spooky gig doing a solo set! Come down for bops and boos (as in jump scare halloween not as in boo that was bad)

Please, shake us from our funk.
Join clapping hands as we add the infective Paige Kennedy to our Windmill Brixton Halloween show, alongside Crimewave

windmillbrixton.co.uk/events/2023-10…

WARNING: FRIGHTENING COSTUMES RECOMMENDED

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my next single ‘I Can’t Ride A Bike’ is out on 27th oct !!!!!!! pre save here (it’s a big help) i’m so excited 🚲 slinky.to/icrab

Edgiest thing I’ve done this week? Make paella with sushi rice. Sometimes you have to live a little.

Yesterday I was in a poorly managed conga

What's more wild than sex, drugs and rock and roll? Being health conscious enough to buy gluten free cereal, but not enough to refrain from eating it, when your coconut milk comes out in strings.

I don't know what this says about me, but my gender euphoria is someone's dad saying 'send it mate' while I go down an inflatable slide on a lake.