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Pete Otway

@PeteOtway

Comedian • Radio Presenter •👇🏻 Buy my prints👇🏻

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📆 Friday & Saturday Night Comedy, featuring Pete Otway, Matt Price, 🇯🇲🇬🇧 (Fri only), Russell Arathoon (Fri only), Bethany Black (Sat only) & Kris Davies LaughEasy comedy (Sat only)

Superb stand-up comedians & a great range of tasty food offerings

Tickets 🎟 bit.ly/CardiffWeekend…

📆 Friday & Saturday Night Comedy, featuring @PeteOtway, @mattpricecomic, @ThanyiaMoore (Fri only), @russellarathoon (Fri only), @BeffernieBlack (Sat only) & @kris_81 (Sat only) Superb stand-up comedians & a great range of tasty food offerings Tickets 🎟 bit.ly/CardiffWeekend…
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Friday. Get out there. Seize the day. Take your shot. Just don’t forget you’ve got 4 of your daughter’s sparkly headbands on your bonce first.

Friday. Get out there. Seize the day. Take your shot. Just don’t forget you’ve got 4 of your daughter’s sparkly headbands on your bonce first.
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If you enjoy cleaning dog poo out of a sequin shoe on a Saturday morning I can really recommend parenting.

If you enjoy cleaning dog poo out of a sequin shoe on a Saturday morning I can really recommend parenting.
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I once saw a Facebook album of Mark Wright doing a nightclub appearance where he pulled exactly the same expression in 4000 photos.

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Life has changed.

My wife sending me memes I’ve already seen has been replaced by my wife sending me Rightmove properties I’ve already seen.

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Campfire kids

Finally getting round to finishing loads of half done stuff and getting them out as prints.

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Campfire kids Finally getting round to finishing loads of half done stuff and getting them out as prints. peteotway.bigcartel.com/product/campfi…
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Campfire kids

Finally getting round to finishing loads of half done stuff and getting them out as prints.

peteotway.bigcartel.com/product/campfi…

Campfire kids Finally getting round to finishing loads of half done stuff and getting them out as prints. peteotway.bigcartel.com/product/campfi…
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The only things helping are long walks, red wine and hot baths.

If they don’t work I’m gonna try a face mask and a rom com.

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Got a bad back again.

Which is crazy considering how many Instagram reels called ‘how to stop getting a bad back’ I’ve bookmarked.

(I’ve not actually done any of the exercises, but I really thought that would be enough)

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A truly disgusting amount of pancakes eaten in our house tonight. Sorry to the rest of my family who didn’t end up having any but I genuinely thought a world record attempt was on.

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Yes, it’s great when good things happen to good people.

But have you ever been there when a bad thing happens to a prick?

*chef’s kiss*

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A small point but as we’ve seen it twice today - how much better is it when the final wicket of a test match is bowled.

No review, just celebrations.

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WE’RE EXTENDING THE TOUR! ADDING MORE DATES! Thanks to Jack Whitehall for the continued love and support with this tour. New tour dates in; Stafford, Louth, Barton-Upon Humber, Chorley, Richmond (Yorkshire), Fareham, Edinburgh, Glasgow, Belfast and…

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