Academic spam has become positively Orwellian.

Greetings For The Day! PredatoryJournalEmails

Greetings For The Day, esteemed colleagues! I wish to retweet this eminent and informative article.

Academic spam can be funny if you know how to spot it. But those who are new to research can be sucked in and have their time wasted. We need to prepare people to hit delete, says @djrobotham mcpin.org/%EF%BB%BFpreda… #academicspam #spam #peerresearch @mental_elf Greetings For The Day!

Not going to lie...this email almost got me close to consider submitting. Have a righteous and groovy Friday y’all!!!! PredatoryJournalEmails Patrick Wieruszewski #thinkchecksubmitdotorg #PredatoryJournals #authorsafety

Sara Cowan PredatoryJournalEmails If you would like to submit a commentary on the methodology we've used in spelling your name, we can perform same-day peer review. This can also be made open access for 250 USD.

My forthcoming fake dental journal article will be called 'Patient perceptions following root canal surgery : ow' PredatoryJournalEmails

Always the classic Greetings For The Day!

Mike Thompson Andrew Althouse PredatoryJournalEmails Shmuel Shoham Chad M Brummett Madeline Sterling, MD, MPH, FAHA U-M IHPI A glorifying platform!

Dear Predatory Journals,

Don't tell me to smile.

Sincerely,
Her Eminence

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Warm greetings Greetings For The Day!! They want me to publish *and* join their editorial board! At least this one was signed off with 'Please kindly let us know if you have any doubt'...

Mike Thompson Andrew Althouse PredatoryJournalEmails Shmuel Shoham Chad M Brummett Madeline Sterling, MD, MPH, FAHA U-M IHPI Here’s another one: “unite the best of cerebrums for dialog on the topic...”.

Not a PredatoryJournalEmails, but this spam email was just too good to pass up.

We are search for keynote speaker!

PredatoryJournalEmails Should be Scholars Cheaters of Applied Medical Sciences ( SCAMS)

Predatory journals summed up in one go: write a journal article in 7 days. That's plenty of time for a quality article

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Predatory journal/conference emails are an irritant to any academic. But, when life hands you lemons, make lemonade! Share/screenshot the most bizarre or favorite predatory email you have received, and we can all laugh together (and then immediately mark them as spam).

Mike Thompson Andrew Althouse PredatoryJournalEmails Shmuel Shoham Chad M Brummett Madeline Sterling, MD, MPH, FAHA U-M IHPI #predatoryjournal alert! Adorable submission

Oh, stop! 😊