Should I self-release this? If I did, I would probably do it as an ebook only at first...

Why didn't I follow you back? Babe, you have automated DM energy.

Welp, now I think I'm allergic to gluten.

MAY 1st! The Ungodly Hour Writing Club returns, with East and West Coast sessions. As always, clubs are free, with any/all donations supporting scholarships for our summer program. Sign up today, and make your writing goals a reality with the Writing Co-lab this spring!

Truly amazing how talented the SLM FAM is! Congrats also to Cortney Lamar Charleston SarahFawn Montgomery sara lippmann tyler? raso? Anna Cabe Shane McCrae KB Brookins Rachel León Richard Mirabella🦌 sebastián h páramo Abbie Kiefer Becky Robison Chloe N. Clark Ilana Masad splitlipthemag.com/lip-service/fa…

Happy Book Birthday to Corey Farrenkopf 🪦💀👻

TODAY’S THE DAY!!!!!! After 10 years of writing, and rewriting, and endless editing, Living in Cemeteries is out in the world…and I couldn’t be happier!!!

Listen to Professional Widow by Tori Amos and then we can talk about the brilliance of that woman and her influence and originality and how people have been sleeping on it for a long time, too busy kneeling at the altar of the male artists of the 90s.

Ppl are losing jobs and getting suspended for defending Palestine. The US govt is passing resolutions condemning from the river to the sea as antisemitism while Israel murders tens of thousands of Palestinians.

This argument is profoundly disingenuous

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I've got this class coming up! We will generate ideas, write, talk about writing when you don't know where you're going or what you're doing and how that might be a good thing!

An old lady named Brantleigh. An old man named Thraxton.

I do not want to do life today, but I like my cute outfit.

Write in present tense, past tense, sideways tense, fell-out-of-a-coconut-tree tense, electric-slide tense, 30–50-feral-hogs tense, whatever tense! No one will reach out of your computer screen and choke you over it. Just don't write future tense, because there isn't one!

ENROLLMENT IS OPEN! Invigorate your creative practice at Writing Co-Lab’s three week Summer Camp! writingco-lab.com/summercamp2024

My bank: sends me emails about mortgage offers.

Me: Bitch, were you not there last month when I overdrew my account by over 1000 bucks?

What's a Jojo Siwa?

Please preorder this fabulous book. HOUSEMATES by Emma Copley Eisenberg is a refreshing, funny, wonderfully human novel. It also contains some of the best writing I've read recently. I love it very much. Also, Philly peeps, check it out!

I'm reading Kafka and here's a Joy essay about Kafka! Can't wait! :)