have started narrating my writing sessions inside my head like i’m a football commentator at a game

‘oh look, she’s in the chair! great first step. look at yesterday’s words, it’s a good basis but we all know she stopped because she got stuck, let’s see how she gets out of that’

…dude I’m ace 😂

Id be lying if I didn’t say the main reason I joined this app was to complain when I felt companies wronged me 😂 they are more responsive here than their automated customer service

Btw it is actually just inevitable that we pass this law in the UK eventually (unless WW3/climate catastrophe first). Although the far right has a lot of political power here and the media is obsessed with us, that won't be true always. They can't fight the evidence forever

i'm sorry

documentation 9999 times out of 10000. I detest videos as a means to learn anything

A Doozer blooper from an ITV promo. Jim had such a quick wit 😂

Ravens rule

I'm not ReTweeting this because it's true, or even accurate. It is not. It is PhotoShopped.

I'm ReTweeting this because it's funny :)

Isn't that just TikTok?

Cannot imagine anything more terrifying than having my work judged by a panel of teenage girls on a quarterly basis

That aged well.

British libel laws have forced Rivkah to post this so let me just say that JK Rowling questioned the validity about the crimes of the Nazis which is a form of Holocaust denial. She is a Holocaust denier

Did no one tell JK Rowling about the Streisand Effect?

Tomorrow morning, the daily mail will have a glossy photo shoot with a bunch of middle aged smiling TERFs holding a banner saying 'women say Rowling's the best at talking about the Holocaust actually.'

'So I wander through these nights
I prefer hiding in plain sight
My fourth (*) drink in my hand'

(* fifth)

What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster?
Don't root for this antihero, they're not even cryptic nor Machiavellian

well, you know it all too well already

#PTTravel
A2 You can walk in my region (as Barefoot 👣 Backpacker has all over the UK... namedrop)
Buses and trains are available or you can drive. There is a lot of free/cheap parking too (3rd photo taken from car park that is £3 for 24hrs)

Not to get too political, but it would be nice if things would stop getting worse in literally every way.

#PTTravel Chat is on today at 6pm UK time (just over 2½ hours from now)
We'll be talking about amazing views, where to find them and how to get there.
Hope you can join us!
Barefoot 👣 Backpacker Char ✈️✨🤠 Random Walker

whoops sorry designer friends we had a good run but there is no way we’re going to top this might as well pack it in