Lee Anderson MP

Why did anyone ever think this shambling, disorganised manbaby had the skills to run an actual country?
#LocalElections
BBC News - Boris Johnson turned away from polling station after forgetting ID
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Always a beautiful moment to wake up to a complete and utter Tory shit-show.

I'm intrigued to find out who still actually votes for the crooked bastards though.

#LocalElections2024

The DFE's latest idea to boost teacher recruitment is to introduce a scout badge. A fucking scout badge.
#GeneralElectionN0W

Teaching assistants routinely cover lessons in England and Wales, survey finds theguardian.com/education/2024…

The DFE's latest idea to boost teacher recruitment is to introduce a scout badge. A fucking scout badge.
#GeneralElectionN0W

Teaching assistants routinely cover lessons in England and Wales, survey finds theguardian.com/education/2024…

I used to think 'The Thick of It' was hilarious exaggeration.
#ToryMorons #GeneralElectionNow
BBC News - Question Time: Chris Philp's Rwanda question raises eyebrows
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If you've ever flown Ryanair, it will come as no surprise that they are comfortable with ignoring people's rights and generally inflicting misery.
#Ryanair
Ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary says he'd 'happily' offer Rwanda deportation flights LBC lbc.co.uk/news/ryanair-c…

Just when I thought I couldn't love Angela Rayner 🌹 any more...
#PintSizedLoser #GeneralElectionNow

Thank God! Finally.
#Railways #LabourParty #GeneralElectionN0W
BBC News - Labour pledges to renationalise most rail services within five years
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Tory priorities: spending millions trying to send a few frightened migrants to Rwanda.
Tory non-priorities: protecting families from homelessness.
Wankers.
#GeneralElectionNow
BBC News - Michael Gove can't guarantee no-fault eviction ban before election
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Eagerly anticipating the reintroduction of workhouses as Sunak's next surefire vote winner.
#SickNoteSunak

Would love to know how many of the Tory rebels opposing the #smokingban have accepted funding from tobacco companies.

Meet Alice Thomson. This is where Alice lives. Alice went to school at Marlborough College (fees £47,000/ year).

This is Alice arguing for the reintroduction of child labour.
Do you think Alice means her children should be missing out on their education…or yours?

Lord Ashcroft (((Dan Hodges))) Oh…

Chris Weston CEO of Thames Water is paid £2.3m a year, they have up to £21bn in debt, record water leaks, record sewage leaks, and are begging the Government to bail them out.

It's time to bankrupt and fire them all, Privatisation is a failed experiment, time to end it.

Popular Conservatives: the oxymoron's oxymoron.
#PopCon #ToryChaos #BlueonBlue

'Why is the UK facing water shortages despite record rainfall?'

Hard to believe isn't it, after all this rain. The same greed, profiteering and a system of regulation that simply isn't up to the job.

theguardian.com/environment/20…

Blaming immigration for record sewage discharges. Coming soon to a Reform manifesto near you...

If you can't run a campaign without continual fuck ups, you really can't run a global metropolis.
#ToryIncompetence
BBC News - Conservative mayor race ad shows New York instead of London - BBC News
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#JoshMustWin turns Reality TV on its head. Compulsive & hilarious.