Why wasn't this called 'Hands On with Matt Schlapp'?

I'm jealous; Senator Rubio has never heard of Rudy Giuliani.

Lucky lil guy.

Stay safe out there, folks: people are spreading Dr. James 'Dogbeater' Dobson propaganda again!

Doug's about to get suspended from NPR.

Firstname bunchanumbers ammosexual wants teachers to risk hitting students two out of three times if there's a one in three chance they'll hit someone with a gun.

Even if that someone is another teacher or a cop or a school shooter.

Maybe we should have teachers focus on math.

Firstname bunchanumbers is so angry that someone pushed back against his ammosexual agenda that he can't account for the other two bullets fired.

Where did they go?

Who did they hit?

It's all acceptable collateral damage to Ammosexual Joe! KILL DEM KIDS WOO

Firstname bunchanumbers can't figure out that missing your target two out of three times sends two out of three bullets elsewhere.

I sure don't want that in a crowd, especially in a school setting.

But to be an ammosexual means not thinking about consequences.

First name last name is so excited about arguing for teachers to shoot students that he failed to read 'teachers who are poor shots' in the original post.

... and let's assume he hasn't read the FBI literature about trained shooters often missing their shots too!

Behold the false dilemma of the ammosexual argument for allowing teachers to shoot students as collateral damage!

'After all, a teacher who is a poor shot will wound or kill more students than an unarmed teacher could' is quite an argument.

By 'son's graduation' you mean 'pay a porn star for adultery' and 'attend' you mean 'like he celebrates all of his children's milestones', right Gums?

Dr. David Dark's Storied Universe, do you think an angry southern clock is in danger of losing its precision?

Does it need to be in a corner and/or a spotlight?

Rhetorical Reince Adam Parkhomenko Especially in light of the fact that all the delays are because of his own specious motions.

This is why RE is going to triumph over time. But this isn't just 'good for greens' or whatever. It's good for humanity! We're climbing off the resource roller coaster & onto the tech escalator! Energy -- the core of human prosperity -- is getting more predictable & cheaper.