This long and thoughtful thread is an excellent example of why I support Robert F. Kennedy Jr and Nicole Shanahan
SrPmSmallyslayer Billy Joel's Movin Out: 'at least he can polish the fenders' => 'at least he could tackle defenders'.
Also, the national anthem: '... for which it stands'=> 'for Richard Stands', apparently an unknown founding father.
Biologicial Bravo on the phonetic spellings. Everyday in elementary school we said the Pledge of Allegiance which includes 'for which it stands.' Then one of us would ask the teacher, 'who's Richard Stands?' On the day she smiled instead of getting annoyed, we'd stop. ๐