London can be a but weird, quite a lot of the time.

Mr OCD and his daughter Rainbow Obsessed are still in charge in the kitchen. 🙄 Honestly I don’t care as long as they’re doing the dishes. I won’t say shit. But I’m. Gonna roll my eyes. Again. 🙄

What’s the issue here?

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Rosewind

Love the logic of people who are suspicious of increased scientific & medical diagnoses like 'You're telling me these people were always normal human beings deserving of respect? In the good old days we just called them freaks & bullied them relentlessly. The woke virus spreads.'

Have my annual GYN appointment today and wrote: “lesbianism” for my method of birth control

Emergency c-section for the first, it wasn’t a huge amount of fun BUT that was due to the extended labour and the fact it was an EMERGENCY
Planned section for the second, much much easier
It’s surgery
Childbirth is not a process without risk however you do it

Local celebrity of the day. Nala the cat delights commuters at Stevenage station, and knows what time rush hour occurs. She is credited with creating a community atmosphere at the station, and starting cheerful conversations between passengers and staff.

'How was school?'
'They canceled class after Tommy said a bad word.'
'That's extreme. What did he say?'
'I can't say it.'
'Just say the first letter. A? S? F?'
'It sounded like angels dying. When he said it, the walls turned to smoke, a portal opened, and demons crawled through.'

Awww…jammy dodger…

Rosewind I mean he can take photos of you every day… looks delicious!

Rosewind What amazing lines cut in the breeeead😂

GROUP HUG PRINT 3

Putting some more inexpensive hugs out into the ether… can also send these TO people for you

My Giraffe Group hug print £12.50 this weekend only. Just putting a bit of WUV out there

Comment AV A GIRAFFE to buy
#mhhsbd #ukgiftam #shopindie #giraffe #hug

Drop an outdoor pic you took.

Susilee Dean for me, it all comes back to a simple test. for the conspiracy theories to be true it requires all climate and atmospheric scientists and specialists (me included...) to be part of an astonishingly effective closed conspiracy that would make the illuminati wince.

Antivaxers/chemtrail worriers/flerfs, there's a beautiful world out there, a world where you need not fear shedding, concern oneself with clouds or panic re humanoid lizards.

(bonus points if you know from where I took the photo)

“I’M BEING REPRESSED! COME AND SEE THE OPPRESSION INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!” Link to cards in bio

when people spot an error in your work it’s important to give them exactly what they want