Can Fiona Bruce ask the panel tonight on #bbcqt

Should the Conservative party go back to recruiting members from Eton & Harrow instead of Grindr? 🤔

One of my absolute favourite Afrikaans sayings - “prop vol kak”, most accurately translated to “filled to the lid with shit”.

I adore it. Thank you for the smile, Norwegian Frankfurter.

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Every tabloid in the land has proudly announced that twelve police detectives / officers are currently investigating an alleged tax bill of £1,300.

How many officers are investigating the £27 million treasury fraud?

And where is our daily tabloid update on progress?

Silence.

Mr Popular.
The man who impoverished millions to enrich himself by betting against the UK economy.
Rishi Sunak Conservatives
Rishi Sunak’s approval rating is at a record low for a prime minister in modern times.

Exc: Liz Truss broke Whitehall rules by publishing her new book without agreement from the Cabinet Office.

Former ministers are meant to abide by the 'Radcliffe Rules', requiring them to hand over a pre-publication copy of their memoir for vetting.

Truss gave the Cabinet Office…

“You boy - which Tory MPs have been suspended today?

Labour leader Keir Starmer calls for police to launch investigation into Mark Menzies affair 👇

'There are obviously a lot of unanswered questions in relation to these allegations, not least why it seems the Tory party took so long to act & whether they’ve reported this to the…

Pippa Crerar Ask James Daly MP to write a letter...

“What??? You’re being held by bad men who are demanding you take £5000 and buy 300 copies of Liz Truss’s book ??? You don’t have to read it as well, do you? The cruel bastards!!!” #MarkMenzies

Dear FyldePolice, I'd like to report a crime committed by Mark Menzies, Conservative MP for Fylde.

There seems to be evidence he defrauded an elderly woman & illegally used election funds to pay for prostitutes.

I'm sure everyone in the country is awaiting your response.

Jason Pedlow 💙 Rushy's Snack Shack NOT Rishi Sunak FyldePolice Im sure (((Dan Hodges))) and Laura Kuenssberg and Nick Ferrari and Dan Wootton and GB News and BBC Question Time and Mail+ will be ALL OVER IT any second now.
Admittedly, Dan will be after the sex dungeon's number.

“Yes Mrs Dilber - don’t let the MP out unless he gives you £6,500”

RT if it's what we need.

Mark Menzies suspended from role as unpaid trade envoy to Colombia, Chile, Peru and Argentina, No 10 says. A lot of action this morning after sitting on this for 3 months
#TorySleaze #ToriesOut651

This 😉

“Me…the MP for Flyde, trapped in a flat at 3 am, with only a pissed Dog, an illegal Brazilian and pile of campaign cash…ding dong!”

This Menzies scandal is absolutely batshit insane. I mean seriously, what the fuck?

Labour’s marketing hits new heights. Hilarious.

Pincher, Wragg and Mark Menzies walk in a pub…

Tories looking very stupid this morning.