Let's s all move to Florida

For those uncomfortable days

Final message

It's win/win

Nerd love

You know Eric gets pegged when they get back home, after worshipping her feet for a while

This guy has thoughts on the current state of American masculinity

This guy frets over a woke military

This guy fellates strap on dildos while crying Yes
Mommy

My little runaway

When you absolutely got to peep

Siri show me a turducken, with snakes

On Mother’s Day, I begin with a family prayer: “Mother, I think of you, guardian angel of our childhood.”

As we celebrate all the ways #MomsPowerUS today, we must advance an agenda that unleashes the full potential of women in our economy & invests in America’s working families.

People tend to forget, but yeah the sacrilegious orange shitstain invited the Taliban to Camp David on 9/11

Bitches can't resist

Sean O'Neill You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel

10 years later- I think she might have liked me

Mom? I found that girl

To roast a buffalo

Last but least

At least be decisive

Couldn't decide on an exit

Just showing the screech owl a few new things