f you’re born in December, how dare you celebrate New Years with us. You’re a year behind. #NewYear2024

Is there a pill that can make me feel the way I did reading Calvin and Hobbes as a kid?

Drinking every day to support bert kreischer in his weight loss journey #Beers4Bert

Day 6 of supporting bert kreischer in his weight loss journey #Beers4Bert

Which writer pitched the terms “brewski-beers” and “Mojo Dojo Casa House” for the Barbie movie? It’s so funny. Where does the credit go?? #BarbieMovie

I promise to drink everyday until bert kreischer is 230lbs #BeersForBert

Love this. Thanks!

Don't miss the opportunity to experience WES BARKER's captivating performance at The Laugh Shop Calgary. Prepare to be amazed and entertained like never before! Buy your tickets now at laughshopcalgary.com. #LivePerformance #ComedyMagic

Laugh until your sides hurt and witness incredible magic tricks with WES BARKER at The Laugh Shop Calgary. This is one show you won't want to miss! Buy your tickets now at laughshopcalgary.com. #ComedyMagic #LiveShow

I wrote about a tech millionaire who, after discovering that his Tinder date was the honey-pot in a brazen car-theft scam, teamed up with a fake police informant to con the thieves and get back his Jaguar.

#TinderHeist , my latest #longreads , for The Verge.

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I’m in! What an adventure this is gonna be.

I don’t know how old you are but Dean Cain is my Superman and Val Kilmer is my Batman.

Amazing time. Thanks for coming out Fort Sask!!

It's SHOWDAY! Tonight @Mix1079FortSask presents comedian and magician WES BARKER and Sunee Dhaliwal in #fortsask . Get your tickets quick at shelltheatre.ca as there are only a few left!

What would you rather be?

Hey Nic Barker , look what a show I’m going to right now!

Yes, my FaceBook is STILL hacked. Facebook help me!! It’s been a week.

WES BARKER It's here!!!!! So fucking ready to read it!

Looking forward to this read. Hopefully it will also inspire my nephew, in a few years. WES BARKER is #2nd2none

😂 couldn’t help it