Don't tell me, show me

Is that lip gloss or lo mein?

Where is my Mark Darcy? I keep fucking around with Daniel Cleaver.

The morning I don't spill coffee on myself, that's when I'll know I'm a big girl.

Sooo I've watched some YouTube videos and decided I can cut my own hair. Attempting now...

Fast break. instagr.am/p/QD8TCSqbfR/

Drunk

@spinyones instagr.am/p/LL9GTyGDwa/

Magic skill: I can make even the cutest pair of shorts look like an adult diaper

I hate myself a little every time I respond LOL to someone but can't stop. Lol.

I'm very confused by several parts of the RHWOBH reunion show. I'm not at all confused by the Joe Namath documentary on HBO

“salad 𓆉: Shante Smith is the finest character in film history.” agreed

The original Iron Chef is way better than Iron Chef America.

#PartyInYaMouthPlaylist - I'm Goin' In by Lil Wayne, Drake, & Young Jeezy
#AndImmaGoHard

'Eric.: So excited for dirtysouth909 tonight @pachanyc, its gonna be epic! #win ' I hate that I won't be there...

'Eric.: But i really do love Theresa Goff #justsaying 'love you too

'Kelly: @spinyones Eric. Theresa Goff #outoftheloop #lost 'good

'@spinyones: Kelly scared of @teegoff. 'I just wanna do hood rat shit with my friends' ... wassssaap'i hate you

'@spinyones: Theresa Goff Kelly can we be friends?! #tonight ' never again

IF U HAVING TWITTER DRAMA I FEEL BAD FOR U SON, I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A TWEET AINT ONE. Y U NO UNDERSTAND THAT HATERS?