This poor bastard either (a) had to sit through a Yoko Ono concert or (b) saw Lara Trump’s penis

He looks like he just saw Lara Trump’s penis

Two grackles for the price of one

Everything Trump touches dies

This here grackle is just checking to make sure you are having a good day so far:

This oriole is really excited about the grape jelly

My lilacs are looking good this spring

And even more tulips

More tulips

My tulips are having a good spring. And, yes, I am behind on weeding and mulching.

A mourning dove up in your face:

First oriole of the spring! (Yes I need to clean the lens on my feeder)

I used to work with an old guy who’d day the following each May Day: “Hooray! Hooray! It’s the 1st of May. Outdoor fucking starts today!”

I’m watching you…

Did you just say it’s only Tuesday?!

Hey you! This bird is just checking in to ensure you’re having a good morning

The feeder was visited by a very creepy pecker this afternoon