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@TheStraightHops

Dad. Beer drinker. Life saver. In that order. Minus the life saver part.
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I wouldn't bring the boy a bottle to pee into because he didn't want to get up and go in the bathroom.

He told me I was mean.

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Once you got to spend some time with me……you’d probably want to smack my mouth….more than you’d want to smack my ass.

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