'Aside from my own actions, what did I do to deserve this?'

Trevor Dame Was told they wanted a big heel angle and misunderstood

Maybe wouldn't have had Mother Wayne in giant heels if she was going to do a staredown with Swerve.

Ship of Tazeus

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How many of these stories are there and has everyone worked on a Troma movie except me or has everyone that has ever worked on a Troma movie except for James Gunn follow me, because it appears to be one of those two things.

Troma Films and the people who shit in bags in public is a developing side story in my Twitter mentions today that I did not expect.

I think he would. I think that article makes clear the Rock wants to do everything ever. He's going 'Hey can we prolong this advertising shoot for this movie so I can also use it to film ads for my football league and tequila brand?' The man is insane.

One thing I've learned from watching AEW press conferences and reading that Rock article is rich powerful people need folks to bring them liquids all the time. I will accept a job wearing a bunch of Capri Suns, always following Ellen DeGeneres so she can juice me at her leisure.

No, they were doing it on camera. BOOM.

If you want to be a conspiracist: the article ends noting that Rock's next movie is done by A24 and says they don't have the cash to get millions over budget so Rock can live his grindset pee bottle lifestyle. So this would be a handy way to shame him into behaving.

Love the Rock article for its constant back and forth between 'All these anonymous sources say Rock was 11 hours late to filming 'Rad Dad Mad' because he was trying to break his squat record' and panicked PR people going 'DWAYNE WAS ALWAYS ON TIME AND ALSO HE BROKE THAT RECORD.'

My favorite part of the Rock article. For some reason 'The person sited 'Shazam!' made me laugh.

My Dad also pissed in bottles so he now has one thing in common with the Rock. I don't know if the Rock ever randomly pissed in the backyard of a strangers' home while he helped his son deliver newspapers, but if so, we'll be up to two things in common.

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Eh, it's only seen as that by the few of us loser nerds that care about wrestling media. It's an example of just how far WWE is ahead of everyone else. They're lapping the field in ratings and they still try to massage a number on a channel they're leaving. They take no days off.

ONE DAY.