1am shower

that time when it’s 1:10am

just discovered a completely new genre of tweets

today is too long

looney toons are just normal toons for a guy like me

🟢 Online

i’m dealing with evil

arrested for intent to distribute peace and understanding

living with the horrors everyday

he has to go into the office tomorrow

tums for men thank you tums for men I have GERD and you are my goat

that time when you have ULCERS

god has delivered tide on clearance at target

No one cares

i wish new york was real

i’ve been contacted

I Will Change Careers In 2024

need to go bowling again. possibly even tonight.

iphone 4 and ipod touch at the bowling alley arcade